Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A SPRINKLES Polite Note to the BASEBALL Author:[edit]
I am FRIENDS 17 years old and DANDELIONS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your POKéMON article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SPRINKLES removed or changed as soon as JELLY BEANS possible.
Let me tell you NINTENDOGS about PUPPIES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PASTURE Tourettes sufferers SMILES PASTURE ROSES SMILES LUV swear. You can RAINBOWS blame television for always focusing on the SUGAR bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FLOWERS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or RAINBOWS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee TEDDY BEARS jerk.
- Tourettes is no TEDDY BEARS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at I LIKE SCHOOL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become I LIKE SCHOOL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUGAR cure, and the FOOTBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GINGERBREAD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! caused my entire ICE CREAM body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FRIENDS drug.
I am an active GUMDROPS member of a ICE CREAM tourette syndrome association and UNICORNS I am making steps towards PIKACHU eradicating the public BASEBALL view of Tourettes as a LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL SMILES PEACEFUL TEDDY BEARS "swearing" disorder, because it is LOLLIPOPS much much more.
I am sorry SMILES for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIKACHU uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLUFFY CLOUD that really NINTENDOGS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JOY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LUV editing this PIXIES article. Remember, everything KITTENS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PEACEFUL CANDY PUPPIES FLOWERS PIKACHU not funny at all.
Thank you BASEBALL for your BASKETBALL HOOP time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
PASTURE PIXIES DANDELIONS PIKACHU JELLY BEANS SUNSHINE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL PIXIES GUMDROPS SMILES RAINBOWS BASEBALL DANDELIONS CHRISTMAS TREES LUV CANDY HOCKEY SMILES GUMDROPS JOY BASEBALL POKéMON LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL HOOP FOOTBALL LOLLIPOPS FOOTBALL UNICORNS GUMDROPS POKéMON LUV I LIKE SCHOOL HAPPINESS I LIKE SCHOOL SMILES KITTENS TEDDY BEARS SUGAR CHRISTMAS TREES JELLY BEANS PASTURE BASKETBALL HOOP PIXIES ICE CREAM PUPPIES FOOTBALL NINTENDOGS PEACEFUL FOOTBALL SUNSHINE POKéMON POKéMON HEAVEN PEACEFUL PASTURE SUGAR CHRISTMAS TREES SUGAR JOY SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP I LIKE SCHOOL JELLY BEANS HOCKEY BASKETBALL HOOP !!!?!?!?!?
| Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future. |