Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A UNICORNS Polite Note to the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Author:[edit]

I am BASKETBALL 17 years old and ROSES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PASTURE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLOWERS removed or changed as soon as ICE CREAM possible.

Let me tell you BASEBALL about LUV Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes sufferers NINTENDOGS LUV BASKETBALL PASTURE LUV swear. You can I LIKE SCHOOL blame television for always focusing on the GINGERBREAD bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of SPRINKLES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LOLLIPOPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JELLY BEANS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no JOY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLOWERS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become POKéMON depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no ICE CREAM cure, and the LOLLIPOPS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GUMDROPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ROSES caused my entire SPRINKLES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the JELLY BEANS drug.

I am an active POKéMON member of a OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourette syndrome association and HEAVEN I am making steps towards GINGERBREAD eradicating the public GINGERBREAD view of Tourettes as a ICE CREAM GINGERBREAD GINGERBREAD CANDY PASTURE "swearing" disorder, because it is CANDY much much more.

I am sorry ICE CREAM for "hi-jacking" your entry on FLOWERS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ICE CREAM that really CANDY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLOWERS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ICE CREAM editing this PIKACHU article. Remember, everything FLUFFY CLOUD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HEAVEN PUPPIES PIKACHU ROSES PASTURE not funny at all.

Thank you LUV for your PIXIES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.