Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A POKéMON Polite Note to the UNICORNS Author:

I am FLUFFY CLOUD 17 years old and JOY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HEAVEN article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL HOOP removed or changed as soon as NINTENDOGS possible.

Let me tell you PIXIES about KITTENS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PIXIES Tourettes sufferers FLUFFY CLOUD RAINBOWS ICE CREAM DANDELIONS PIKACHU swear. You can PUPPIES blame television for always focusing on the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TEDDY BEARS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SWIMMING POOL jerk.
• Tourettes is no SUNSHINE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HEAVEN school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASKETBALL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no PEACEFUL cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUGAR side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JOY caused my entire HAPPINESS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PASTURE drug.

I am an active JOY member of a FRIENDS tourette syndrome association and SWIMMING POOL I am making steps towards PIXIES eradicating the public FLUFFY CLOUD view of Tourettes as a KITTENS PIXIES RAINBOWS POKéMON CHRISTMAS TREES "swearing" disorder, because it is JELLY BEANS much much more.

I am sorry PIXIES for "hi-jacking" your entry on DANDELIONS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL that really SUGAR annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FOOTBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! editing this LUV article. Remember, everything SMILES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CHRISTMAS TREES HOCKEY BASKETBALL HOOP POKéMON NINTENDOGS not funny at all.

Thank you NINTENDOGS for your DANDELIONS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.