Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A ROSES Polite Note to the POKéMON Author:

I am PUPPIES 17 years old and RAINBOWS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LUV article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SUNSHINE removed or changed as soon as LOLLIPOPS possible.

Let me tell you GUMDROPS about BASKETBALL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLUFFY CLOUD Tourettes sufferers SMILES PUPPIES JELLY BEANS SUGAR GUMDROPS swear. You can PEACEFUL blame television for always focusing on the RAINBOWS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CHRISTMAS TREES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SPRINKLES jerk.
• Tourettes is no SWIMMING POOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at DANDELIONS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become LOLLIPOPS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no RAINBOWS cure, and the TEDDY BEARS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse POKéMON side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which TEDDY BEARS caused my entire RAINBOWS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.

I am an active HOCKEY member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome association and DANDELIONS I am making steps towards SWIMMING POOL eradicating the public FOOTBALL view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL HOOP GUMDROPS RAINBOWS POKéMON "swearing" disorder, because it is SUNSHINE much much more.

I am sorry SUNSHINE for "hi-jacking" your entry on UNICORNS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PIXIES that really DANDELIONS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLOWERS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this BASKETBALL HOOP article. Remember, everything HOCKEY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HEAVEN SMILES FOOTBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIKACHU not funny at all.

Thank you LOLLIPOPS for your ROSES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.