Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A RAINBOWS Polite Note to the CHRISTMAS TREES Author:

I am PIKACHU 17 years old and OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your DANDELIONS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as SUGAR possible.

Let me tell you GUMDROPS about HAPPINESS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ICE CREAM Tourettes sufferers RAINBOWS JELLY BEANS HAPPINESS PEACEFUL SPRINKLES swear. You can PUPPIES blame television for always focusing on the KITTENS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of FLUFFY CLOUD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLUFFY CLOUD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ICE CREAM jerk.
• Tourettes is no TEDDY BEARS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CANDY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become KITTENS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no BASKETBALL cure, and the PUPPIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JELLY BEANS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HEAVEN caused my entire GUMDROPS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL HOOP drug.

I am an active PASTURE member of a FLOWERS tourette syndrome association and PEACEFUL I am making steps towards LUV eradicating the public PEACEFUL view of Tourettes as a SUNSHINE SPRINKLES PUPPIES FOOTBALL SUNSHINE "swearing" disorder, because it is SUGAR much much more.

I am sorry CANDY for "hi-jacking" your entry on CHRISTMAS TREES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SUGAR that really FRIENDS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLUFFY CLOUD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HEAVEN editing this DANDELIONS article. Remember, everything GINGERBREAD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASKETBALL HOOP BASEBALL SUGAR ICE CREAM JELLY BEANS not funny at all.

Thank you BASKETBALL HOOP for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.