Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A BASKETBALL Polite Note to the HEAVEN Author:

I am SWIMMING POOL 17 years old and LUV have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LUV article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ICE CREAM removed or changed as soon as SPRINKLES possible.

Let me tell you FLOWERS about FRIENDS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASKETBALL Tourettes sufferers KITTENS PIKACHU BASKETBALL CANDY FRIENDS swear. You can PUPPIES blame television for always focusing on the HAPPINESS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JELLY BEANS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HOCKEY jerk.
• Tourettes is no NINTENDOGS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LOLLIPOPS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become I LIKE SCHOOL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no RAINBOWS cure, and the FLUFFY CLOUD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HAPPINESS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FRIENDS caused my entire RAINBOWS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the KITTENS drug.

I am an active DANDELIONS member of a LOLLIPOPS tourette syndrome association and TEDDY BEARS I am making steps towards PIKACHU eradicating the public FLUFFY CLOUD view of Tourettes as a OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS FOOTBALL SWIMMING POOL PIKACHU "swearing" disorder, because it is I LIKE SCHOOL much much more.

I am sorry PASTURE for "hi-jacking" your entry on DANDELIONS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PUPPIES that really PEACEFUL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all NINTENDOGS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CHRISTMAS TREES editing this FLOWERS article. Remember, everything UNICORNS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FLUFFY CLOUD LUV JOY PIKACHU ROSES not funny at all.

Thank you PASTURE for your JOY time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.