Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A HOCKEY Polite Note to the UNICORNS Author:

I am LUV 17 years old and DANDELIONS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIKACHU article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it CANDY removed or changed as soon as LOLLIPOPS possible.

Let me tell you BASKETBALL HOOP about KITTENS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SMILES Tourettes sufferers BASKETBALL HOCKEY SUNSHINE HEAVEN RAINBOWS swear. You can PIXIES blame television for always focusing on the PIXIES bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PASTURE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JOY jerk.
• Tourettes is no GINGERBREAD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at GINGERBREAD school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FRIENDS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no PUPPIES cure, and the GINGERBREAD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse RAINBOWS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SMILES caused my entire DANDELIONS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the I LIKE SCHOOL drug.

I am an active SPRINKLES member of a BASKETBALL tourette syndrome association and FOOTBALL I am making steps towards PEACEFUL eradicating the public JOY view of Tourettes as a JOY FLUFFY CLOUD FRIENDS PUPPIES LUV "swearing" disorder, because it is LUV much much more.

I am sorry HAPPINESS for "hi-jacking" your entry on POKéMON uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL that really SMILES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LUV tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by JELLY BEANS editing this FLOWERS article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FLOWERS RAINBOWS SMILES CANDY HAPPINESS not funny at all.

Thank you FRIENDS for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.