Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A SUNSHINE Polite Note to the SMILES Author:

I am GUMDROPS 17 years old and HEAVEN have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ICE CREAM article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SPRINKLES removed or changed as soon as JOY possible.

Let me tell you GUMDROPS about POKéMON Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes sufferers I LIKE SCHOOL LOLLIPOPS TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS HAPPINESS swear. You can HOCKEY blame television for always focusing on the JELLY BEANS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of GINGERBREAD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLUFFY CLOUD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GINGERBREAD jerk.
• Tourettes is no BASKETBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLOWERS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become JELLY BEANS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! cure, and the PASTURE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse UNICORNS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! caused my entire FRIENDS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ROSES drug.

I am an active FRIENDS member of a HOCKEY tourette syndrome association and ICE CREAM I am making steps towards PEACEFUL eradicating the public PUPPIES view of Tourettes as a POKéMON TEDDY BEARS POKéMON PIKACHU HAPPINESS "swearing" disorder, because it is RAINBOWS much much more.

I am sorry BASKETBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on FOOTBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SPRINKLES that really KITTENS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DANDELIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PUPPIES editing this BASKETBALL article. Remember, everything ROSES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is RAINBOWS BASKETBALL SWIMMING POOL BASEBALL I LIKE SCHOOL not funny at all.

Thank you FOOTBALL for your I LIKE SCHOOL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

CANDY BASKETBALL HAPPINESS BASEBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL HOOP SPRINKLES SMILES SUNSHINE SUNSHINE LUV KITTENS SPRINKLES PEACEFUL JELLY BEANS BASEBALL KITTENS ICE CREAM PIKACHU PEACEFUL FRIENDS LOLLIPOPS JOY BASEBALL PIXIES ROSES TEDDY BEARS NINTENDOGS NINTENDOGS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! UNICORNS DANDELIONS SPRINKLES PUPPIES NINTENDOGS I LIKE SCHOOL PIKACHU ROSES PASTURE UNICORNS CANDY FLUFFY CLOUD BASKETBALL HOCKEY PIKACHU BASEBALL LOLLIPOPS PASTURE CHRISTMAS TREES BASKETBALL CHRISTMAS TREES PEACEFUL FRIENDS PIKACHU HEAVEN SUNSHINE PEACEFUL KITTENS POKéMON CHRISTMAS TREES CHRISTMAS TREES LOLLIPOPS JOY FLOWERS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HAPPINESS !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.