Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A DANDELIONS Polite Note to the CANDY Author:

I am PIXIES 17 years old and HOCKEY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FRIENDS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LUV removed or changed as soon as CANDY possible.

Let me tell you PIKACHU about TEDDY BEARS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LUV Tourettes sufferers RAINBOWS UNICORNS SMILES PASTURE SWIMMING POOL swear. You can TEDDY BEARS blame television for always focusing on the HAPPINESS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of UNICORNS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PASTURE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee KITTENS jerk.
• Tourettes is no FLUFFY CLOUD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIXIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIXIES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no FLOWERS cure, and the HOCKEY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIKACHU side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HOCKEY caused my entire ICE CREAM body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the GUMDROPS drug.

I am an active PASTURE member of a GUMDROPS tourette syndrome association and SPRINKLES I am making steps towards HAPPINESS eradicating the public SWIMMING POOL view of Tourettes as a SPRINKLES PIXIES GINGERBREAD PASTURE PEACEFUL "swearing" disorder, because it is UNICORNS much much more.

I am sorry KITTENS for "hi-jacking" your entry on POKéMON uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PUPPIES that really HEAVEN annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JELLY BEANS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LOLLIPOPS editing this PASTURE article. Remember, everything TEDDY BEARS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HEAVEN HOCKEY HOCKEY BASEBALL SPRINKLES not funny at all.

Thank you HEAVEN for your JOY time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.