Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A ICE CREAM Polite Note to the LOLLIPOPS Author:[edit]

I am I LIKE SCHOOL 17 years old and BASEBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your JELLY BEANS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SUNSHINE removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL possible.

Let me tell you SMILES about LOLLIPOPS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes sufferers JOY PIXIES PASTURE FRIENDS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! swear. You can PASTURE blame television for always focusing on the TEDDY BEARS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLUFFY CLOUD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee RAINBOWS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no PIKACHU laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PUPPIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUNSHINE depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no SPRINKLES cure, and the PUPPIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIXIES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASKETBALL caused my entire HEAVEN body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LUV drug.

I am an active SPRINKLES member of a PASTURE tourette syndrome association and GUMDROPS I am making steps towards FOOTBALL eradicating the public GUMDROPS view of Tourettes as a LOLLIPOPS I LIKE SCHOOL PASTURE LOLLIPOPS ROSES "swearing" disorder, because it is FLOWERS much much more.

I am sorry POKéMON for "hi-jacking" your entry on FLUFFY CLOUD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this JOY that really FLUFFY CLOUD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all POKéMON tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASKETBALL editing this RAINBOWS article. Remember, everything SMILES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ROSES POKéMON ROSES JELLY BEANS SWIMMING POOL not funny at all.

Thank you RAINBOWS for your HAPPINESS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

LOLLIPOPS KITTENS SUNSHINE HEAVEN SWIMMING POOL SMILES KITTENS ICE CREAM I LIKE SCHOOL SUGAR GUMDROPS FLOWERS NINTENDOGS SWIMMING POOL FRIENDS GINGERBREAD JELLY BEANS PUPPIES FOOTBALL HAPPINESS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASEBALL HEAVEN SPRINKLES CHRISTMAS TREES HOCKEY ICE CREAM LOLLIPOPS ICE CREAM JOY SUGAR FOOTBALL HOCKEY DANDELIONS POKéMON SMILES POKéMON CANDY UNICORNS CANDY LUV NINTENDOGS I LIKE SCHOOL BASKETBALL HOOP POKéMON NINTENDOGS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PUPPIES SMILES SWIMMING POOL SUGAR RAINBOWS FOOTBALL GINGERBREAD HEAVEN CHRISTMAS TREES NINTENDOGS FLOWERS PIXIES PUPPIES DANDELIONS LOLLIPOPS GUMDROPS NINTENDOGS HAPPINESS RAINBOWS !!!?!?!?!?


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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.