Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Polite Note to the UNICORNS Author:

I am SWIMMING POOL 17 years old and DANDELIONS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LUV article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FRIENDS removed or changed as soon as SPRINKLES possible.

Let me tell you TEDDY BEARS about CANDY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DANDELIONS Tourettes sufferers FRIENDS PASTURE HAPPINESS I LIKE SCHOOL HAPPINESS swear. You can CANDY blame television for always focusing on the RAINBOWS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of BASKETBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUNSHINE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HOCKEY jerk.
• Tourettes is no BASKETBALL HOOP laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become POKéMON depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no ROSES cure, and the HOCKEY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASEBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SPRINKLES caused my entire RAINBOWS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the TEDDY BEARS drug.

I am an active GUMDROPS member of a LUV tourette syndrome association and OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I am making steps towards DANDELIONS eradicating the public BASKETBALL HOOP view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL HOOP OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIXIES JELLY BEANS BASEBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is HAPPINESS much much more.

I am sorry FLUFFY CLOUD for "hi-jacking" your entry on CHRISTMAS TREES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SPRINKLES that really JOY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASKETBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TEDDY BEARS editing this GINGERBREAD article. Remember, everything FLUFFY CLOUD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ICE CREAM DANDELIONS ROSES GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL HOOP not funny at all.

Thank you PIKACHU for your SUGAR time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

JOY DANDELIONS HOCKEY GUMDROPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I LIKE SCHOOL CHRISTMAS TREES FLUFFY CLOUD PUPPIES RAINBOWS DANDELIONS SUNSHINE SPRINKLES HAPPINESS NINTENDOGS SMILES PUPPIES FLUFFY CLOUD HAPPINESS PUPPIES JELLY BEANS ROSES HOCKEY DANDELIONS ROSES HAPPINESS I LIKE SCHOOL SWIMMING POOL PEACEFUL POKéMON SUNSHINE ICE CREAM CHRISTMAS TREES FLOWERS ICE CREAM PUPPIES JELLY BEANS I LIKE SCHOOL JOY UNICORNS SMILES NINTENDOGS HEAVEN CANDY ROSES FOOTBALL ICE CREAM GINGERBREAD HOCKEY CANDY BASEBALL SMILES PEACEFUL BASEBALL FLOWERS FLUFFY CLOUD FOOTBALL BASKETBALL CHRISTMAS TREES KITTENS PASTURE PEACEFUL JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES FLOWERS !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.