Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A BASEBALL Polite Note to the FLUFFY CLOUD Author:

I am HEAVEN 17 years old and I LIKE SCHOOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FRIENDS removed or changed as soon as JOY possible.

Let me tell you PIXIES about JELLY BEANS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SPRINKLES Tourettes sufferers PASTURE POKéMON I LIKE SCHOOL SMILES UNICORNS swear. You can FLOWERS blame television for always focusing on the BASEBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of PASTURE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUNSHINE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASEBALL jerk.
• Tourettes is no BASEBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CHRISTMAS TREES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SPRINKLES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no TEDDY BEARS cure, and the SMILES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse I LIKE SCHOOL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASKETBALL caused my entire NINTENDOGS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CANDY drug.

I am an active SUNSHINE member of a CHRISTMAS TREES tourette syndrome association and DANDELIONS I am making steps towards RAINBOWS eradicating the public JELLY BEANS view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS FRIENDS ROSES UNICORNS PIXIES "swearing" disorder, because it is DANDELIONS much much more.

I am sorry ROSES for "hi-jacking" your entry on GUMDROPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HEAVEN that really SUNSHINE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JOY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LUV editing this PIXIES article. Remember, everything HEAVEN here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUGAR CANDY POKéMON CANDY CHRISTMAS TREES not funny at all.

Thank you PASTURE for your HOCKEY time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.