Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A TEDDY BEARS Polite Note to the BASKETBALL HOOP Author:

I am PIXIES 17 years old and POKéMON have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PUPPIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PEACEFUL removed or changed as soon as KITTENS possible.

Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about HOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLUFFY CLOUD Tourettes sufferers POKéMON ROSES KITTENS GUMDROPS PEACEFUL swear. You can FOOTBALL blame television for always focusing on the HAPPINESS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of FLOWERS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PIXIES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PEACEFUL jerk.
• Tourettes is no SUNSHINE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PASTURE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become I LIKE SCHOOL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no HOCKEY cure, and the POKéMON drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SPRINKLES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HOCKEY caused my entire NINTENDOGS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL HOOP drug.

I am an active CANDY member of a CANDY tourette syndrome association and PIXIES I am making steps towards PEACEFUL eradicating the public JELLY BEANS view of Tourettes as a SPRINKLES ROSES HAPPINESS JELLY BEANS HAPPINESS "swearing" disorder, because it is I LIKE SCHOOL much much more.

I am sorry FLUFFY CLOUD for "hi-jacking" your entry on KITTENS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really ROSES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GUMDROPS editing this NINTENDOGS article. Remember, everything ROSES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PIKACHU FRIENDS ICE CREAM I LIKE SCHOOL LUV not funny at all.

Thank you FRIENDS for your NINTENDOGS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

FRIENDS I LIKE SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL ICE CREAM GUMDROPS SPRINKLES HOCKEY I LIKE SCHOOL TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL HOOP CHRISTMAS TREES BASEBALL NINTENDOGS PASTURE FLOWERS PUPPIES FOOTBALL ICE CREAM LUV POKéMON FLOWERS CANDY LOLLIPOPS KITTENS PUPPIES HAPPINESS I LIKE SCHOOL HAPPINESS SUNSHINE PASTURE SWIMMING POOL ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FRIENDS GUMDROPS DANDELIONS NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL FRIENDS I LIKE SCHOOL TEDDY BEARS KITTENS CHRISTMAS TREES SMILES FOOTBALL DANDELIONS PIKACHU FRIENDS JOY PASTURE HOCKEY HOCKEY RAINBOWS JELLY BEANS LUV FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES RAINBOWS ROSES JOY SUNSHINE FLUFFY CLOUD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HAPPINESS LUV PIKACHU !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.