Black Veil Brides
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Black Veil Brides are a 5-member girl band from somewhere in the USA, consisting of vocalist, Andy Ballsack, and four other people that nobody actually knows about, outside of the group's expansive cult of indoctrinated idiots.
History[edit]
Black Veil Brides was formed at a gender reassignment surgery center in California, when the original members looked out of one of the surgery's windows to see an enormous landfill, overheaded by birds, and filled with bags of trash, and ruined cars; altogether, the members looked at each-other with faces of inspiration, and proclaimed to one another "let's start a band!". After ten minutes of hardcore femboy sex in the landfill, the band had recorded their first demo tracks, and were quickly rejected by up to 75 record labels. Black Veil Brides, thanks not only to their extremely feminine appearances, and the fact that they literally have the fucking word "Brides" in their band name, were mistaken for women for years. The band struggled, being misidentified as a rock girl-group in a pre-Babymetal era, this was until a label finally signed the band, and were shocked to find that the vocalist, Andy Ballsack, had a masculine voice; they were immediately dropped from said label.
After years more of strife and bad luck, Black Veil Brides were finally recognized as men, and were signed to the label "Standby Records"; not long afterwards, they released their debut album "We Stitch These Wounds" in July (the month that people normally associate with American freedom, but in this case, represents an absolute catastrophe), 2010. Black Veil Brides were killed in their entirety during the introduction of the first live performance after We Stitch These Wounds was released, as the stage they were playing on collapsed.