AFP (disambiguation)
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AFP is an acronym that can stand for one or more of the following:
- Agence France-Presse, the news organization from which Uncyclopedia obtains most of its illustrations, as they are either an ocean or a channel away and unlikely ever to find out.
- Americans For Prosperity, one of the many front groups of the mysterious Koch Brothers (pictured) to disseminate conservative propaganda under the nose of President Joe Biden.
- Pension Fund Administrators (Spanish-language acronyms are backward), a marvelous racket that you give money to and they return it in 30 years if you don't forget, or if they don't forget to take good care of it.
- The Australian Federal Police. If your nation is a federation, ask yourself why the central government would need to un-federalize and do law enforcement itself. In other words, another marvelous racket.
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