AFP (disambiguation)

Wilbur Koch, renowned for transparency in campaign machinations.

AFP is an acronym that can stand for one or more of the following:

• Agence France-Presse, the news organization from which Uncyclopedia obtains most of its illustrations, as they are either an ocean or a channel away and unlikely ever to find out.
• Americans For Prosperity, one of the many front groups of the mysterious Koch Brothers (pictured) to disseminate conservative propaganda under the nose of President Joe Biden.
• Pension Fund Administrators (Spanish-language acronyms are backward), a marvelous racket that you give money to and they return it in 30 years if you don't forget, or if they don't forget to take good care of it.
• The Australian Federal Police. If your nation is a federation, ask yourself why the central government would need to un-federalize and do law enforcement itself. In other words, another marvelous racket.

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