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Why? talk:Not fly Air Zimbabwe?
This is based on an urban myth. The attitude and characters portrayed within it are, however, depressingly real --Sog1970 11:17, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
Proofreading[edit]
This article needs to be corrected for grammar.
- so do it
What's a whip-round?
Possibly a British-ism. A "whip-round" is when people all put in some money, often to reward a driver or to buy a present for a colleague. --Sog1970 20:32, May 13, 2010 (UTC)