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Why? talk:Isn't there a toilet in the woods?

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Bears[edit]

The Woods! It's one big toilet for bears! Where are the bears? Give me some bears. Or just one bear. Please? User:Gladstone/sig 01:07, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

I mention bears. I do! I tried to include the bears! --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here. 01:07, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
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