Why? talk:Brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?
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Do you people hate Ke$ha? She seems like a perfectly nice girl and someone who'd be quite fun to be around. --194.81.33.10 16:37, October 15, 2010 (UTC)
- We don't hate her! this parody honors her! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*
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~ 17 Oct 2010 ~ 03:02 (UTC)
- I don't hate ke$ha, i've never met her, and i don't pass judgment on people ive never met. I do however hate her music, her voice and her general being, just not her.
Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 15:42, October 17, 2010 (UTC)
- Why do you hate her music, her voice and her general being? She celebrates the party life-style, which is good. --194.81.33.10 17:23, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
- Well to be fair, i never have heard her voice, considering it is all Autotune. As for why i hate her music and general being, because it celebrates the party life-style, which i detest. Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 21:59, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
- Were you born a bore or did life make you so. --194.81.33.10 14:51, October 20, 2010 (UTC)
- I like to believe the bore was thrust upon me. Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 21:24, October 20, 2010 (UTC)
- I believe they have therapy for that now. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 21 Oct 2010 ~ 02:03 (UTC)
- A bore was thrust upon you? Oh, you poor thing, getting raped by Ian Duncan Smith. --194.81.33.10 12:34, October 21, 2010 (UTC)
- I believe they have therapy for that now. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*
- I like to believe the bore was thrust upon me.
- Were you born a bore or did life make you so. --194.81.33.10 14:51, October 20, 2010 (UTC)
- Well to be fair, i never have heard her voice, considering it is all Autotune. As for why i hate her music and general being, because it celebrates the party life-style, which i detest.
- Why do you hate her music, her voice and her general being? She celebrates the party life-style, which is good. --194.81.33.10 17:23, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
- I don't hate ke$ha, i've never met her, and i don't pass judgment on people ive never met. I do however hate her music, her voice and her general being, just not her.
Not many people know but Ke$ha in fact has a genius-level of intellect. She does geography exams for fun and aces them. Also, you can actually brush your teeth with Jack Daniels. I've never tried it, but the alcohol disintegrates the bacteria between your teeth, preventing you from getting plaque. The downside is that you wake up feeling like an ageing rapper with a superiority complex. Well, maybe that last part isn't so bad. --Lucifuge Rofacale (talk) 19:45, August 12, 2013 (UTC)