Why? talk:Am I in Canada?

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Ahem ...[edit]

First, the Canadian border patrol aren't worried about people leaving. It's the psycho gun-totin' patrol of the country you are trying to escape TO that's the problem.

Second, meese (pl. of moose) are more repeesentative. Gentle giants that will scupper your car/truck/boat/plane if you don't play nice. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 174.91.104.153 (talk • contribs)