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No...
I need bike insurance for my MANLY bike.
Oh! I knew that! Heh...
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Careful, it's covered in lube!
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Just the right size, and...
Um...
Forget I said anything.
Sounds like you ride dicks.
Heh, more like vaginas.
Uh...
'scuse me.
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