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Dante

  • Famous medieval convenience store employee. Usually hanging out in back with Beatrice. Particularly famous for writing the Divine Comedy, a not so funny medieval guide which allows you to see what part of Hell you're gonna go to for what sins you've done. For that reason, the book had been temporarily banned by George Washington. His Uncle was framed for writing a travel guide - 7 Spheres of Hell.
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