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nolife
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Noun[edit]
Nolife (plural Nolifes)
- A no-life is a mammal found in its natural habitat, in dim areas with windows covered by curtains, crumbs all over the floor, stains on the walls and ceilings, lint in the furniture, and locked doors, usually covered with a blanket. No-lives are commonly fat with buzz cuts and tank tops with camo pants or even no pants. Studies show that 93.2% of no-lives play first person shooters, such as Call of Duty or Halo. However, there are exceptions. Some prefer to stay on Facebook all day after school, and talk about Facebook when they are at school. Many of the Facebook addicts write like this in real life, be it on notes or on whiteboards: i luv (insert teacher name here) lol :) ya their are sum problemz with my b/f tho :( Notice how unsophisticated the writing is, the smiley faces to the side as if they were actually in a chat room in Facebook. Note how the s=z, o=u, and how "I's" are just simply "i."