midichloriad

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Noun

Midi-chloriad (plural Midi-chloriads)

1. A midi-chlorian with a head cold.
2. Chord found in impressionist Jedi music, also known as the force chord.
3. What one gets after pouring bleach on an unplugged MIDI device, forming a small, blue pustule at the end of its cable. It can be removed by lancing the affected spot and soaking in damp baking powder for three years.