acre

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Noun

acre (plural acres)

1. A unit of distance slightly longer than one furlough - hence, the maximum distance travelled by a fleeing deserting soldier before his superiors commence pursuit.
2. A unit of volume equal to a cubic acre
3. A unit of Hausdorff dimension 2/3 equal to the cube root of a square acre
4. A scalar quantity equal to the magnitude of an acre
5. A foot which is in pain after walking such a distance.