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So Much to Huff

[USER ENTERS DISCUSSION]

USER There sure is a lot of death and destruction to be huffed here. It's a wasteland out there, If only I had the power to huff.

Frisch weht der Wind

Der Heimat zu.

Mein Irisch Kind,

Wo weilest du?

[ADMIN PREPARES TO BAN]

ADMIN I'll teach him a lesson on who is allowed to HUFF! But nay, Huffing has become a task which hurts my soul. Lo! I'll make a certain user allowed to huff to his hearts content! So long as he has only the power that which cleans the Wasteland, so spaketh ich, so let it be gemacht.

You! Hypocrite lecteur!-mon senblable,-mon frère!