Uncyclopedia talk:Beginner's Guide/Time is funny

What I find funny is that almost nothing on this site is humorous anyways. "Comedic Gold"? Seriously? "OH HAHAHA CHUCK NORIS HAHAHAHA ISN'T THAT FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA". Jesus Christ, you morons suck.131.123.68.84 05:33, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Well, to be fair, most of the stuff here is written by anonymous pricks who take just a few seconds of their time to add something unconstructive. It adds up pretty quickly. However, if you look through the featured content, you'll find all of our comedic gold. Maybe even comedic silver or bronze or radium. Ж WHEEEEE! 05:35, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

What does one do, though, when one has only got a small idea about what could be in a new article? If you create the article and only put in your small piece of content, the article will be deleted. If you don't create the article, you don't get to give Uncyclopedia your idea. The Linkifier 22:00, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

If you don't feel you have enough juice for a whole article, why not try adding your idea in some clever fashion to another page which already exists? We have a page about most things these days, and whatever your idea is, it's probably related to something we already have. Another option is Undictionary. Generally you can get away with much shorter stuff there. Hope that helps. MrN  Fork you! 22:09, May 19