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Uncyclopedia:RYA/Roman Dog Bird
Hello dear user and here is the page where you can rate, critisise and annoy Roman Dog Bird. Use the template which is hidden below to whine, remember all score are out of 10 and justify everything.
He's a total dick who needs to get banned! Racist humor is not funny. 0 
(talk)(contributions) DJ Mixerr 22:17, October 18, 2011 (UTC)