Uncyclopedia:Legal Department/sceduale
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Possible courses for action
If the defendant in the case, the authors of the article Al Pieda, so wish, they may offer some financial advances to the Uncyclopedia Legal Department. It is hereby brought to the attention of the defendants that the actual realistic sum must be in excess of a hundred thousand American Dollars to be taken in any legal consideration. The representative of the Department sincerely hopes this comparably meagre sum will not hamper the smooth process of the case in any way. There should be an understanding to all parties that a swift financial transaction will do much to help the defendant in this case.
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The Supreme Uncyclopedia Legal Department
SUBPOENA TO THE AUTHORS OF THE ARTICLE
Incorrect and malicious spelling with sacrilegious intent
The Uncyclopedia Legal Department has noticed common misconduct ad hoc, de jure, et cetera in this article, and filed evidence of it for further consideration and subsequent stipulation. By the power the Department has unanimously vested in itself, it is now ready to summon the submitter(s) - henceforth referred to as authors - of this article to court to carry full responsibility for their heinous acts or misdeeds. The misdeed in question is directly connected to the accusation that the U.S.A. has scedualed a war. It is, as the authors will need to note, a sacrilege in the United States of America to spell out the word sceduale. The purveyor of this misdeed will be well advised to note that the UnLegal is in dire straits right now, and donations cannot fail to help the position of the miscreant(s) in question. There is a categorical imperative towards setting this matter into its rightful state as soon as possible.
The Uncyclopedia Legal Department has at its disposal a large and well-experienced team of lawyers, who will do everything in their power to ensure the party in need of assistance will receive the best legal assistance possible, and that they receive the largest possible compensation for their injuries. As in this case the injured party is the United States of America and Native America, the fees the Department will demand will exceed any previous fees set in any case the Department has taken to deal with.
Possible courses for action
If the defendant in the case, the authors of the article Al Pieda, so wish, they may offer some financial advances to the Uncyclopedia Legal Department. It is hereby brought to the attention of the defendants that the actual realistic sum must be in excess of a hundred thousand American Dollars to be taken in any legal consideration. The representative of the Department sincerely hopes this comparably meagre sum will not hamper the smooth process of the case in any way. There should be an understanding to all parties that a swift financial transaction will do much to help the defendant in this case.
Also note that it is imperative not to correct the article while the procedure has not been finalised. It is needed as exhibit of guilt.
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