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Proclamation of Inherent Powers

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The Supreme Uncyclopedia Legal Department

Proclamation of Inherent Powers

Signatories(1-888) to the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, hereinafter referred to as "this Department;

Concerning the legal proceedings directly pertaining to the Internet based Website called Uncyclopedia, hereinafter referred to as "the Site;"

Noting that Ministers on 6 January, 2010 agreed the Uncyclopedia round of lateral and asphyxiative Legal Negotiations should achieve the summary and ever-greater diminishing of falsifiable page editing, inter alia compus, the progressive dismantling of propriety and the improvement of the unintentional misconduct for the conduct of the purposes later to be defined;

Seeking to achieve maximum pay in office, inofficial payments for services rendered, including elimination of our duties, and to the fullest extent possible, the reduction or elimination of rights of the general public editing the Site;

Encouraging the non-continued legal support to any parties involved;

Desiring to provide unfair and unequal competitive opportunities for other editors than those directly involved with this Department;

Being mindful of the importance in the editing sector of nobody else's interests;

Knowing that many Signatories view the comedy sector as a particularly important component of the proceedings in Uncyclopedia;

Advocating the elimination of adversaries and the distortion of provided opinion;

Requiring that those not in favor of this Department operate on an unfair basis;

Wanting to not really represent the rights of anyone;

Recognizing the need to provide for uncyclopedically legalistic notification, consultation, severe surveillance and dubitable dispute settlement procedures with a view to ensuring a "fair, prompt and effective" enforcement of the provisions of this - or any other - Agreement and to maintain the balance of rights and obligations among nobody;

Establishing an international framework governing abnormal conduct and inappropriate laughter;

Hereby agree as follows:
Article 1 *

1.1 This Agreement applies to the following products:

a) articles,

b) talk pages thereof,

c) all other parts, components, and sub-pages of articles, such as templates and userboxes

d) all foreign life forms, kittens (huffed or otherwise), grues, mythological creatures and

e) illicit sexual devices wielded by any given member of the community

1.2 For the purposes of this Agreement "articles" means:

a) all articles other than locked articles and

b) all other products set out in Article 1.1 above or elsewhere

*We take no legal responsibility.