Uncyclopedia:Legal Department/Eskimos
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In case of failure in process-initiating phase:
In case the ingenious inhabitants of the Antarctic should fail - for one reason or another - to initiate the legal process concerning their own standing under the injurious linguistic assault aimed at them by the authors, the Department is prepared to initiate the said process. The authors will do well to note this, and bring the envelope in any case.
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The Supreme Uncyclopedia Legal Department
Rights of ingenious people injured
To all authors of the article Eskimos, and anyone else this might concern
The Uncyclopedia Legal Department has been closely following the process of this article in the legal sense, and has come to the conclusion that it injures the inalienable rights of the ingenious inhabitants of the Antarctic. This notice is provided to note the authors of the article beforehand that if the said inhabitants so choose, they may begin legal proceedings against the article.
The authors (henceforth referred to as "the authors") may file in their affidavits with the Department (so far referred to as "the Department", or "the Uncyclopedia Legal Department") along with a large brown envelope containing something they think might help their standing in the pending process.
In case of failure in process-initiating phase:
In case the ingenious inhabitants of the Antarctic should fail - for one reason or another - to initiate the legal process concerning their own standing under the injurious linguistic assault aimed at them by the authors, the Department is prepared to initiate the said process. The authors will do well to note this, and bring the envelope in any case.
No complaints will be accepted.
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