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Ladies and gentlemen,
I have some good news and some bad news - by which I mean I have some bad news.
We are not prepared to lose any more of our citizens' lives.
You are going to die.
It is clear now that we must invade West Virginia.
From the dazzling fields of Yucatán to the glittering Holy Martian Empire of our Capital, I know that we can band together to fight this.
What's the worst that could happen?
Thank you.