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Mr. Lincoln,
Let me be honest with you.
In the beginning was The Word, and The Word was flatulence.
A giant black hole has opened up in our galaxy and is going to suck us all into a state of nothingness and almost certain death.
This is unacceptable. Join me in a coup against our government!
Remember: it could be worse, you could be a Indian.
We now return you to your regularly sceduled episode of "The Simple Life: Ammon Girls."
Thank you.