Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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YOU!

I speak to you tonight on an issue of pressing importance.

We are unable to locate the Allspark.

I have absolutely no clue what I'm doing.

For these reasons, you must let my bill pass through congress.

When I grew up on my parents' leopard farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.

Just think- what would Jesus do?

Thank you.

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