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If there's anybody out there,

Psst! Wanna know a secret?

Our country faces the largest crisis it has ever encountered.

I spilled grape juice on our constitution yesterday.

You must not believe what the press is saying, or your own better judgement.

I know our great nation has the ability to rise and meet this challenge.

Why huff a kitten?

Thank you.

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