Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Kitten huffer,

I had a dream last night. Here's what it was like:

I am afraid we are all in danger.

Kitten huffing will kill us all

We must petition for equal rights for all LSD activist groups.

Please join me in a minute of silence... ... ... ...

I'm going to go get a ham.

Thank you.

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