Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

Soldiers,

Do NOT click any links!

I am afraid we are all in danger.

We are facing a Tribble plague of epic proportions.

If crowned Miss America, I would deal with this immediately.

We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.

What's the worst that could happen?

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