Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

Mr. President,

I know something you don't know! I know something you don't know!

I'm on the verge of breaking down, uncontrollably sobbing right here, so just bear with us.

The apostrophe no longer exists.

That is why you must grant me the power to do whatever I want.

I know our great nation has the ability to rise and meet this challenge.

And now for something completely different.

Thank you.

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