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If there's anybody out there,

I'd like to bring up a serious issue with you tonight.

We are unable to locate the Allspark.

A giant black hole has opened up in our galaxy and is going to suck us all into a state of nothingness and almost certain death.

It is clear now that we must invade Na-Dene Republic.

Please join me in a minute of silence... ... ... ...

I bless you all in the name of St Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Thank you.

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