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You idiot Pixelantes,
In the beginning was The Word, and The Word was MIDI controller.
Your children will all need to be sold as slaves to pay off our deficit.
I hope this speech will stop you from huffing kittens
We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.
Feel safe - I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.
Thank you.