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Mom,

Let me be honest with you.

I have good news and bad news. Would you like the bad news first? Because I don't actually have any good news.

A giant black hole has opened up in our galaxy and is going to suck us all into a state of nothingness and almost certain death.

We must petition for equal rights for all clitoris activist groups.

Please join me in a minute of silence... ... ... ...

Feel safe - I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.

Thank you.

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