Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Comrades,

I had a dream last night. Here's what it was like:

Behind one of these three doors is a car. Behind the other two is certain death.

We are facing a Tribble plague of epic proportions.

Please don't mutiny.

Remember: it could be worse, you could be a Denican.

What's the worst that could happen?

Thank you.

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