Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Hey, you guys,

I think it's just about time you and me had a little chat.

a rain of knives is attacking

We have discovered secret documents proving Scientology.

To combat this, October 1 will now be official Polynesian earning day.

I have faith in the strength and dedication of our country.

I'm going to go get a burger.

Thank you.

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