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To everybody who just tuned in,

Persuant to paragraph 12, subparagraph 42 of Ronald Reagan's law:

We are not prepared to lose any more of our citizens' lives.

Your congressmen are secretly planning to eat you and your families.

I can't really handle this, so I'm going to kill myself.

Remember: it could be worse, you could be a Kittenolivian.

Any other thinking is simply unpatriotic.

Thank you.

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