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Fellow congressmen,
I had a dream last night. Here's what it was like:
It has been said that unnecessary violence is bad, but I don't think anything's black and white.
Genetically enhanced bears are going to kill all humans.
This is unacceptable. Join me in a coup against our government!
When I grew up on my parents' emu farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.
Just think- what would the founding fathers have done?
Thank you.