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My fellow citizens,
There's something that's been bugging me for a while now.
We are unable to locate the Allspark.
Global warming threatens to destroy everything we love.
That is why you must grant me the power to do whatever I want.
From the emancipated fields of Nebraska to the glittering queer of our Capital, I know that we can band together to fight this.
I'm going to go get a enchilada.
Thank you.