Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

You Gullible Taxpayers, I mean citizens,

I've got a lot to say and not very long to say it, so here goes:

Everybody hates us.

The last time Voldemort came to power, he destroyed everything we hold dear.

Please don't mutiny.

Let's come together now for an emotional group hug.

I'm going to go get a lasagna.

Thank you.

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