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To current occupant:
So there's a welder and a welder in a bar, and one of them says, "What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?"
Don't shoot the messenger, but I have something I need to tell you.
Genetically enhanced bears are going to kill all humans.
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Remember: it could be worse, you could be a Russian.
Just think- what would Jesus do?
Thank you.