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My fellow citizens,

There's something that's been bugging me for a while now.

We are unable to locate the Allspark.

Global warming threatens to destroy everything we love.

That is why you must grant me the power to do whatever I want.

From the emancipated fields of Nebraska to the glittering queer of our Capital, I know that we can band together to fight this.

I'm going to go get a enchilada.

Thank you.


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