Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

Hey, you guys,

We have a choice to make as a country.

9/11 changed everything.

We have discovered secret documents proving Scientology.

Can somebody please give me a hand with this?

I support our troops to do whatever is necessary to get this done.

And really, can we afford to act otherwise?

Thank you.

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