Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

Hey, you guys,

Psst! Wanna know a secret?

a Leviathan is attacking

We have discovered secret documents proving Scientology.

We will scream and whine about this until something gets done, you can be assured.

It's moments like this when I can't help but love this job.

What's the worst that could happen?

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