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Mr. President,
We have a choice to make as a country.
Our country faces the largest crisis it has ever encountered.
Your congressmen are secretly planning to eat you and your families.
We will scream and whine about this until something gets done, you can be assured.
Oh yeah, people. Oh yeah.
Just think- what would Jesus do?
Thank you.