Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

To current occupant:

Do NOT click any links!

Al Queda is coming to our homeland.

Our country is facing a severe dumpling shortage crisis.

You may esperience some strange sensations in you ring finger.

By the way, I've decided to give you all an additional $100 kickback to distract you from this problem!

See you later alligator!

Thank you.

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