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Fellow congressmen,

There is something that you should know:

I have good news and bad news. Would you like the bad news first? Because I don't actually have any good news.

Our country is facing a severe burrito shortage crisis.

If crowned Miss America, I would deal with this immediately.

Please join me in a minute of silence... ... ... ...

what would Chuck Norris do?

Thank you.

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