Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

Mom,

I'm thinking of a number 1 through 10. Did you guess 7? If not, you should consider this:

A curse of one thousand million terrors has been cast upon our great nation by an odd witch.

Pervez Musharraf is dead.

I can't really handle this, so I'm going to kill myself.

From the vast fields of The Moon to the glittering blah of our Capital, I know that we can band together to fight this.

Just think- what would the founding fathers have done?

Thank you.

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