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Fellow congressmen,

I'm missing my weekly yoga class for this, so you'd better listen up.

We are unable to locate the Allspark.

Your congressmen are secretly planning to eat you and your families.

We will scream and whine about this until something gets done, you can be assured.

Please join me in a minute of silence... ... ... ...

What's the worst that could happen?

Thank you.

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