Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

YOU!

I'm missing my weekly yoga class for this, so you'd better listen up.

Don't shoot the messenger, but I have something I need to tell you.

Our enemies have secret stores of halberds.

You must not believe what the press is saying, or your own better judgement.

I support our troops to do whatever is necessary to get this done.

What's the worst that could happen?

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