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Kitten huffer,

Do NOT click any links!

I am afraid we are all in danger.

We have discovered secret documents proving Scientology.

I hope this speech will stop you from huffing kittens

It's moments like this when I can't help but love this job.

See you later alligator!

Thank you.

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