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To current occupant:
I've got a lot to say and not very long to say it, so here goes:
We are unable to locate the Allspark.
A giant black hole has opened up in our galaxy and is going to suck us all into a state of nothingness and almost certain death.
Please don't mutiny.
It's moments like this when I can't help but love this job.
what would Chuck Norris do?
Thank you.