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Hey, you guys,

Psst! Wanna know a secret?

Our country faces the largest crisis it has ever encountered.

Your children will all need to be sold as slaves to pay off our deficit.

That is why you must grant me the power to do whatever I want.

Oh yeah, people. Oh yeah.

I'm going to go get a nacho.

Thank you.

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