Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

You idiot Pixelantes,

I have some good news and some bad news - by which I mean I have some bad news.

I am afraid we are all in danger.

I accidentally gambled our country away in a United Nations poker game last night.

You may esperience some strange sensations in you liver.

Huffing kittens is not American

Feel safe - I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.

Thank you.

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