Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

Kitten huffer,

It's story time.

I have good news and bad news. Would you like the bad news first? Because I don't actually have any good news.

Your children will all need to be sold as slaves to pay off our deficit.

Look over here while I repeal all your liberties to fix this.

I have faith in the strength and dedication of our country.

Remember - don't blame me.

Thank you.

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