Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Fellow congressmen,

I'm missing my weekly yoga class for this, so you'd better listen up.

I really hope that in your hearts you're forgiving people. Here's why:

LOOK BEHIND YOU! IT'S A GIANT SPIDER!

Do you guys have any ideas?

We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.

I'm going to go get a cake.

Thank you.

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