Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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To everybody who just tuned in,

YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS!

I refuse to let our nation fail.

Your children will all need to be sold as slaves to pay off our deficit.

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Let's come together now for an emotional group hug.

And now for something completely different.

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