Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

To current occupant:

I've got a lot to say and not very long to say it, so here goes:

I am afraid we are all in danger.

The last time Voldemort came to power, he destroyed everything we hold dear.

If crowned Miss America, I would deal with this immediately.

I have faith in the strength and dedication of our country.

What's the worst that could happen?

Thank you.

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