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If there's anybody out there,

It's story time.

A curse of one thousand million terrors has been cast upon our great nation by an odd witch.

Your congressmen are secretly planning to eat you and your families.

For these reasons, you must let my bill pass through congress.

Huffing kittens is not American

I bless you all in the name of St Goku.

Thank you.

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