Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Fellow congressmen,

Psst! Wanna know a secret?

I have good news and bad news. Would you like the bad news first? Because I don't actually have any good news.

Joey Barton is dead.

For these reasons, you must let my bill pass through congress.

I know our great nation has the ability to rise and meet this challenge.

Feel safe - I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.

Thank you.

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