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Mr. President,

Kitten huffing is bad

Behind one of these three doors is a car. Behind the other two is certain death.

I spilled grape juice on our constitution yesterday.

You may esperience some strange sensations in you colon.

We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.

I bless you all in the name of St Barbara Walters.

Thank you.

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