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Soldiers,

So there's a soldier and a soldier in a bar, and one of them says, "The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?"

Everybody has to die eventually.

I spilled grape juice on our constitution yesterday.

Please don't mutiny.

By the way, I've decided to give you all an additional $100 kickback to distract you from this problem!

Goodnight. And good luck.

Thank you.

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