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Mom,
I'm thinking of a number 1 through 10. Did you guess 7? If not, you should consider this:
A curse of one thousand million terrors has been cast upon our great nation by an odd witch.
Pervez Musharraf is dead.
I can't really handle this, so I'm going to kill myself.
From the vast fields of The Moon to the glittering blah of our Capital, I know that we can band together to fight this.
Just think- what would the founding fathers have done?
Thank you.