Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

To current occupant:

I speak to you tonight on an issue of pressing importance.

9/11 changed everything.

You are going to die.

I pledge not to sleep for an instant until this problem has been solved or until I get sleepy, whichever comes first.

As long as our flag waves bravely in the wind, so too will we wave bravely in the wind.

Feel safe - I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.

Thank you.

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