Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Just reload this page to generate yourself the perfect political fear-mongering speech to deliver fear into the hearts of millions of innocent citizens!

Fellow congressmen,

Psst! Wanna know a secret?

Al Queda is coming to our homeland.

Free will is just an illusion. Let that sink in. Did you choose to think about it? No you didn't.

We must petition for equal rights for all knickknack activist groups.

I have faith in the strength and dedication of our country.

And now for something completely different.

Thank you.

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