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Fellow congressmen,
I have good news and bad news. Would you like the bad news first? Because I don't actually have any good news.
Our country is facing a severe cruton shortage crisis.
We're not going to do anything about this, I just thought you may want to know.
Let's come together now for an emotional group hug.
What's the worst that could happen?
Thank you.