Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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You Gullible Taxpayers, I mean citizens,

Psst! Wanna know a secret?

Kitten huffing is becoming a problem, we lost 54 man and 35 kittens

A giant black hole has opened up in our galaxy and is going to suck us all into a state of nothingness and almost certain death.

Do you guys have any ideas?

Let's come together now for an emotional group hug.

Any other thinking is simply unpatriotic.

Thank you.

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