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2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine
By OnePunch with no help at all from Spike or Sog1970
The 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine military conflict began when Russian president Vladimir Putin green-lit a "special military operation" to pacify and demilitarise Ukraine in reaction to a series of international provocations during which Ukrainian troops "gave the Donetsk region a funny look". In response, Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy raised an eyebrow sarcastically at reports that he was the world's first Jewish head of a Nazi government.
The world awaits developments in the expectation that this invasion will follow the pattern of previous Russian special military operations, such as the 1939 Winter War in which heroic Soviet troops demilitarised around 50% of Finland by permanently stationing the Red Army in Karelia, and the 1940s KFC (Katyn Fir Cultivation) Operation, which saw the Polish Officer Corps pacified to death and buried beneath a pine forest.
DWWH proposes new rank
By OnePunch
Admin General Dark Web, White Hat has proposed that a new role be implemented into Uncyclopedia. At the moment, it seems that she has a bias for OculusWild, who at the moment, would be the only one to actually use this new role. To read more and to vote on this new role, see Forum:Proposed user access level for viewing deleted pages.
Update
By OnePunch
There is no community update this issue of the UnSignpost. Maybe there will be one next time.... or not. I can't see into the future, despite what you may of heard.
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