Puzzle Potato Dry Brush.png
UnNews Logo Potato1.png

Welcome to the Mother Ship of amateur comedy writing! (Amateur means we don't pay you to do it.)

This is where the original Uncyclopedia wound up. You might as well pick a user name. We have no "partners" that want to sell you stuff. Giving your email simply lets you recover your password; we don't send spam. Uncyclopedians get a talk page, private edit area, and a welcome, maybe, if you actually edit; and we won't de-platform you for your views, if they're funny.


UnSignpost:Interview/PuppyOnTheRadio

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

From the UnSignpost archives[edit]

The new UnSignpost journalists have found out a 2011 UnSignpost article about you and we now have some questions:

  • Do you really have issues?
  • Do you really smoke fungus? Or only sandwiches?
  • How did the UnSignpost influence your entire life?

Anton (talk) 18:36, November 12, 2013 (UTC)

    • I don't know if I would say I have issues. The fact that I now have an improved version of that image as the lock screen on my phone means nothing.
    • I said on my craigslist entry that I was a smokin', fun guy. Chief took it out of context. The bit about mucus was accurate though.
    • Thomas Jefferson once wrote Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost. And no publication can be cheaper than the UnSignpost.
      • Although in having said that, we are limited, so I would suggest that we create more copies of the latest UnSignpost.
      • And maybe start replacing all the pages we have here with the UnSignpost.
      • And create a bot that will keep creating copies of it.
      • And go to other wikis and start creating copies of it there
      • And create a self-replicating virus that creates copies of it elsewhere once the Wikia servers crash under the load!
      • And print off as many copies as we can and distribute them around our local vicinity!
      • And then travel to other towns, cities and hamlets and distribute them there!!
      • And we should all learn how to be tattoo-ists, and tattoo copies of it on ourselves!!!
      • And we shouls all start kidnapping bank tellers and traffic policepersons and tattoo copies of it on them!!!!
      • And we should burn the bill of rights and replace it with a copy of the USP!!!!!
      • And then the USP can take over the world!!!!! And my Sigmund Freud with a sausage can be everywhere!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
    • Sorry, what was the question about issues again?                               Puppy's talk page08:21 pm 12 Nov 2013
Let's put it like this: do you have the UnSignpost issues? Anton (talk) 20:24, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
Oh. Yeah, in the corner. Under the Anarchists handbook, the Satanic verses and the 23 copies of Catcher in the rye.                               Puppy's talk page08:30 pm 12 Nov 2013
Great. You will be an example for all the readers of our next issue. In case it ever comes out. Anton (talk) 20:39, November 12, 2013 (UTC)