UnPoetia talk:How Do I Love Thee

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This one is alright. I like the other 2 more. Still tho, maybe Poet of the month? --Anyone 17:19, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

^_^ It's hard to work within the limits of an existing poem, changing the theme but still keeping it reminiscent to bits of the original. I'll probably fail as often as I succeed, but they are challenging and fun to try. --User:The Bard/sig 18:22, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

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How Why Do I Love Thee...Let me Count the Ways

For Men: legs, ass, tits, box, mouth. Five exactly.

For Women: money,power,hair,teeth,wardrobe. Five exactly

Switch-hitter: Ten exactly --Billymac00 01:14, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

How do I love thee? I can't really say. If your fucking ugly, you will turn me away.

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