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UnPoetia:Savage Beast
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Poetry for people who hate poetry |
"Once there lived a savage beast
hundred yards from my school right towards east
No one ever dared to go near it
I never thought I am the one who would mess with it
One day on my way back home I stepped on its tail
Then I checked out that the beast is as big as a whale
oh what a fate
I figured out that its a stalemate
I cursed myself for choosing the shortcut
before that big beast I looked like a midget
I tried to convince myself that its not pissed off
But its too late that the situation got tough
I looked into its angry single eye
Which almost made me cry
None can guess what happened next
I kicked its ass to my best
Try to understand the moral of the story
From my childhood im a hero in search of glory"