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UnNews talk:Organizers recreate Three Mile Island magic
We had nothing for today, so I decided to whip this article together. I think it's funny... although self referential. Enjoy! Kenvalyi 03:46, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
I'm sorry, but in all honesty, this wasn't that funny. I had none of the crack-ups that I did with some of the other articles... try making the article sound a lot more serious, using statements and facts that are obviously wrong. It's not necessarily bad, what's written here, but it's not that good.
- That's fair comment. Admittedly I rushed it. Lesson learned. --Kenvalyi 23:01, 6 April 2007 (UTC)