UnNews talk:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released

I've tried to do this in the style of one of those advertising features that haunt the newspapers at this time of year - you know the ones, they're designed to look like a news story bu have 'ADVERTISING FEATURE' in tiny letters at the top and are printed in a font closely resembling that used in the rest of the paper in an attempt to trick you into reading them before you realise it's just someone trying to sell you something.

Anyway, I'm not 100% sure it works, so I'll keep a copy in my userspace allowing me to find another home for it if people decide it doesn't fit with UnNews. RabbiTechno 17:01, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

I get it. I like it. Nice work buddy. sirsysrq @ 14:48 Dec 20

Thanks. Want to buy an iParrot? RabbiTechno 15:00, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

Eh, I just bought my son an iPod touch instead. I'm such an idiot. sirsysrq @ 18:04 Dec 20

You've been ripped off, mate. One born every minute etc. (For full effect, read that in a Cockernee barrah boy voice). RabbiTechno 13:50, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Great job!

Monophonic Sound

Suppose I play a newer record on the Portable Gramophone that's recorded with Stereo sound, what will it sound like? 24.250.2.98 00:48, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Shit. —Sir SysRq (talk) 03:04, 31 December 2008 (UTC)