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UnNews talk:Military allows fat slobs to become soldiers
Concerne le bandit canadien M. Rick Hillier ! N'importe qui qui blesse ou tue Rick Hillier ou sa femme ou ses deux fils est fortement récompensé et reçoive la gratitude des parents des milliers d'enfants Afghans sans chaussures tuées par Rick Hillier.
RE:manhunt for canadian rick hillier gangster clan; anyone who wounds severly or kills the bastard and coward Rick Hillier and his hoare_wife, or his two bastard sons and his trash-daughter-in-law, will be highly rewarded and receives the gratitude of the parents of thousands of killed children, id est 9 years old kids without shoes killed by Gen Rick Hillier.