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UnNews talk:Man forgets 9-11
In about a week...[edit]
I just went on vacation. I'll be ready to make the audio file in a few days. I claimed my spot early, so ha ha! Taco Wiz 03:36, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
Not to nitpick but...[edit]
Ron Paul isn't a senator
disappointment[edit]
Here with the absence of links and all I was thinking it was some brilliant new noob, but just turns out to be fucking Hyperbowl. Your shoulder rings still do nothing. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 15:14, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, I do need to stop wearing them around cash registers...
pillow talk 15:16, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
I really like this.[edit]
It's remarkably even in it's mocking. I was afraid it was going to make a jesus out of Ron Paul, but it saved itself at the last second.
Excellent[edit]
That's all pretty much. Great article. One of the ones that makes me think things like "damn, I'm missing articles like this when I'm not around. That sucks." Yeah, it does. Thanks for keeping the torch of awesomeness alive Hype. --THINKER 04:32, 12 August 2008 (UTC)