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UnNews talk:Litvinenko investigators find polonium at North Pole; Santa implicated
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Gah![edit]
That last sentance is by far the ugliest sentance I have ever spoked. What the devil does it mean? I feel like I have to go brush my teeth after that deformed monkey shit passed mine lips! love, gustav talk at menope 00:49, 10 December 2006 (UTC)