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UnNews talk:Former Australian President Kurt Waldheim dies
"to have overcooked the sausages on the Australia Day barbecue and to have promised to bring a case of James Squire's to Hitler's birthday, then turned up with bloody VB."- Both deserve the death penalty but at least he brought VB and not Toohey's New, does anyone drink that crap when it's not on tap?