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UnNews talk:Davy Jones dies, age 66; nobody cared
Nobody knows this, but I'm scared of men. However, I do like them. Although they can be stupid, they are very lovable creatures. Men are a mystery to me, but nevertheless, it does hurt when they die. So I say, rest in peace, David Jones. --
the dorky contralto 
03:28, March 4, 2012 (UTC)
- Well, nobody doesn't know it anymore :/ -RAHB 04:12, March 4, 2012 (UTC)
- Not that anybody cares, of course. Just saying. Have a nice day. - the dorky contralto
18:31, March 4, 2012 (UTC)
- Not that anybody cares, of course. Just saying. Have a nice day. -