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UnNews talk:Britney Spears finally gets her eyes checked
I never thought my old news story would ever be written, but finally, you come along and bring it to life with excellent results. Domo Arigato! Now I can go back to Reading the "AAAAAAAAA!" article. You've made my day. Great job on this article. :) PF4Eva 21:28, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
- Thank you, thank you. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:01, 24 November 2006 (UTC)