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UnJunior Book of the Month
August 2007 - The Horror of the Little Red Riding Hood

She bore the name of Little Red Riding Hood. She was fat and really ugly. Being not the most uneccentric of people, she was obsessed by her family heirloom - little red riding hood, after which she was named in a most apt manner. All her relatives had passed away over time; except for her vegetarian grandmother, who was living behind the dark thick woods. (Read More)