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UnBooks:S Is For Syd/14
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(Close your eyes.)
Remember those bricks
that we ripped from the wall?
Yeah, they're probably what
had caused Syd to fall.
And all of the painters,
these pipers of dread
Couldn't fit Syd's mind
back inside of his head.