UnBooks:Mr Happy's Bible Primer

AND SO IT CAME TO PASS

THAT MR HAPPY DID VISIT THE KINGDOM OF MR SAD AND SPAKE UNTO HIM "WHY ARES'T THOU SAD?"

AND MR SAD HAD NOT BEGAT CHILDREN. AND MR SAD WAS WOEFUL.

AND MR HAPPY SPAKE UNTO HIS GOD FOR HELP BUT MR HAPPYS GOD WAS VENGEFUL AND WRATHFUL, AND SMOTE HIM. AND GOD SPAKE: " DO NOT TROUBLE ME WITH THESE PITIFUL ISSUES"

AND MR SAD PRAYED UNTO MR HAPPYS GOD AS HE WAS SORE AFRAID. AND HIS GOD PROVIDED A MIRACLE. AND MR SAD BEGAT CHILDREN.

AND MR SAD WAS IN AWE OF THE MIGHTY POWER OF HIS GOD AND MR SAD PRAYED TO HIS GOD TO GIVE THANKS AND HIS GOD SPAKE " DO NOT TORUBLE ME WITHOUT GIFTS" AND MR SAD WAS TURNED INTO A PILLAR OF SALT

HERE ENDETH THE TEACHING