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TRIGGER WARNING!

TRIGGER WARNING: Realizing the existence of aging, disease, death and religion may cause awareness of life's impermanence and dissatisfaction with existence; side effects may include becoming an ascetic and or enlightenment.

~ Buddha on living in a bubble until he was 29

Whatever you wuss, it's just some stupid images and sounds, how bad can it really...oh...I...I understand now what must be done, all of humanity must die. Never again.

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