Trade War

A trade war is something that is: "So easy to win." It is not easy to win. Trump thinks that it is because he has trade bombs, trade tanks, trade rifles and tank cats.

Tank cats. Attack nuns. Sound familiar? It should, because all this has happened before. America-Andorra Trade War of 1975.

In 1974, Andorra imposed a tariff on all American razor blades of more than 3/4 of an inch. This wouldn't be many in other countries, but in Andorra there is a strain of methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl and Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis that makes the men's beards grow with the strength of a rocket- propelled Polar Bear.

The fighting started on January 1st, 1975. Reagan travelled back in time to kill the