The incident

The incident may refer to:

• That time I accidentally beheaded a queen during my sojourn in France
• That time I accidentally launched a thousand ships with my face during my sojourn in Troy
• That time I accidentally launched a thousand ships with my face during my sojourn in Troy/thousand ships
• That time I accidentally miscalculated the date of creation during my sojourn in London
• That time I accidentally nuked Hiroshima during my sojourn to Japan
• That time I accidentally took a sojourn in North Dakota during my sojourn in South Dakota
• That time I nearly drowned during my sojourn on the Titanic
• That time I nearly got an article featured by the community during my sojourn in Uncyclopedia
• That time I nearly ran out of loaves and fishes during my sojourn in Bethsaida
• That time I nearly raped a yak during my sojourn in Soviet Russia
• That time I threw my own poop at monkeys during my sojourn in a zoo
• That time I took a sojourn to visit my friend Jim Freklowski
• That time I was attacked by my step-son during my sojourn in Peloponnese
• That time I was nearly killed by Christian Bale during my sojourn on Terminator Salvation
• That time I was nearly raped by Feyd Rautha Harkonnen during my sojourn in Dune
• That time I was nearly raped by Ham after my sojourn through the deluge
• That time I was nearly raped by a gay English teacher trying to sell me a free iPod during my sojourn in Canada
• That time I was nearly raped by a negro during my sojourn to the post office
• That time I was nearly raped by a reindeer during my sojourn at the North Pole
• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
• That time NIGGERS STOLE MY PAGE during my sojourn on the internet
• That time a bunch of youths made fun of my bald head during my sojourn to Bethel
• That time a guy fucked my wife in the parking lot of a Trader Joe's
• That time my ship was nearly sunken by some eldritch squid-headed horror during my sojourn in the Pacific Ocean
• That time of the month
• That time some prick nearly drowned us all during his sojourn on the Titanic
• That time your mom wasn't fucked by Joe Biden during her sojourn in the kitchen last night
• That time your mom wasn't nearly fucked by Joe Biden during her sojourn in the kitchen last night

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