The average Uncyclopedian's reaction to the new Uncyclopedia layout
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OH MY GOODNESS! OHMYGOONDESSOHOMYGODDNESOHMONMIGOOGNESS! WHAT IN GREAT GALLOPING GOO GOO GOD'S NAME HAPPENED! SKIDDLEY BOB BOO DIDDLE DOO! I WENT TO UNCYCLOPEDIA TODAY AND IT CHANGED AHAHAHAHAAH OH NO WHAT DO I DO? THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD! HOW WILL THIS AFFECT MY LIFE? WHAT IF MY HOUSE BURNS DOWN! WHAT IF SATAN TAKES OVER THE WORLD! WE ARE DOOMED TO ETERNITY IN HELL! AHHHHHHH! I'M GOING TO CRY FOR 666,666,666 HOURS STRAIGHT AND JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW SCREAMING! MY LIFE IS OVER! BOO HOO HOO! WHAT IF MY PARENTS FIND OUT! THEY'LL KILL ME FOR CERTAIN! WHY DID WIKIA DO THIS! WEEERGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHH!