Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a remote control falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a remote control next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the remote control from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the remote control.
• There is a remote control in front of you.
• There is a remote control behind you.
• A remote control falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the remote control.
• The Grueslayer throws the remote control at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the remote control, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the remote control.
• "Look at the remote control!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a remote control.
• The remote control-shaped object is indeed a remote control.
• If you can steal her remote control, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a remote control only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His remote control is useless.
• That remote control kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my remote control! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that remote control from above. *** You've been Blue Shell'd *** <option> get my fucking python zork engine: https://www.dropbox.com/personal?preview=thingy+folder.7z