Template talk:Object

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The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

  • Suddenly, a lobster falls in front of you!
  • In the distance, you can see a lobster next to the Grue.
  • You decide to get the lobster from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the lobster.
  • There is a lobster in front of you.
  • There is a lobster behind you.
  • A lobster falls out of nowhere and kills you.
  • The Grue eats the lobster.
  • The Grueslayer throws the lobster at you for 20 damage!
  • You eat the lobster, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
  • For some stupid reason you start running around the lobster.
  • "Look at the lobster!" says the monkey.
  • You are eaten by a lobster.
  • The lobster-shaped object is indeed a lobster.
  • If you can steal her lobster, you can win the game.
  • Defending yourself with a lobster only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
  • His lobster is useless.
  • That lobster kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my lobster! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

 Uses of the Object template Score: 1 Moves: 1


> examine unknown place


You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object.


> eh?


A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!"


> will do, sir...


Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle)

The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something.


> examine something


You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still.

Oh fine, it's that lobster from above.


*** You've been Blue Shell'd ***

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