Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a broom falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a broom next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the broom from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the broom.
• There is a broom in front of you.
• There is a broom behind you.
• A broom falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the broom.
• The Grueslayer throws the broom at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the broom, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the broom.
• "Look at the broom!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a broom.
• The broom-shaped object is indeed a broom.
• If you can steal her broom, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a broom only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His broom is useless.
• That broom kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my broom! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that broom from above. *** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! *** In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!) restart restore quit