Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a handheld computer falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a handheld computer next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the handheld computer from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the handheld computer.
• There is a handheld computer in front of you.
• There is a handheld computer behind you.
• A handheld computer falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the handheld computer.
• The Grueslayer throws the handheld computer at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the handheld computer, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the handheld computer.
• "Look at the handheld computer!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a handheld computer.
• The handheld computer-shaped object is indeed a handheld computer.
• If you can steal her handheld computer, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a handheld computer only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His handheld computer is useless.
• That handheld computer kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my handheld computer! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that handheld computer from above. SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you. > examine man He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death. What would you like to do? give him a piece of gum ask him to bring you back to life restore