Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a VCR falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a VCR next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the VCR from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the VCR.
• There is a VCR in front of you.
• There is a VCR behind you.
• A VCR falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the VCR.
• The Grueslayer throws the VCR at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the VCR, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the VCR.
• "Look at the VCR!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a VCR.
• The VCR-shaped object is indeed a VCR.
• If you can steal her VCR, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a VCR only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His VCR is useless.
• That VCR kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my VCR! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that VCR from above. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit