Template talk:Object

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The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

  • Suddenly, a skipping rope falls in front of you!
  • In the distance, you can see a skipping rope next to the Grue.
  • You decide to get the skipping rope from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the skipping rope.
  • There is a skipping rope in front of you.
  • There is a skipping rope behind you.
  • A skipping rope falls out of nowhere and kills you.
  • The Grue eats the skipping rope.
  • The Grueslayer throws the skipping rope at you for 20 damage!
  • You eat the skipping rope, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
  • For some stupid reason you start running around the skipping rope.
  • "Look at the skipping rope!" says the monkey.
  • You are eaten by a skipping rope.
  • The skipping rope-shaped object is indeed a skipping rope.
  • If you can steal her skipping rope, you can win the game.
  • Defending yourself with a skipping rope only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
  • His skipping rope is useless.
  • That skipping rope kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my skipping rope! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

 Uses of the Object template Score: 1 Moves: 1


> examine unknown place


You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object.


> eh?


A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!"


> will do, sir...


Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle)

The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something.


> examine something


You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still.

Oh fine, it's that skipping rope from above.


*** You have died ***


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