Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a door handle falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a door handle next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the door handle from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the door handle.
• There is a door handle in front of you.
• There is a door handle behind you.
• A door handle falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the door handle.
• The Grueslayer throws the door handle at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the door handle, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the door handle.
• "Look at the door handle!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a door handle.
• The door handle-shaped object is indeed a door handle.
• If you can steal her door handle, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a door handle only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His door handle is useless.
• That door handle kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my door handle! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that door handle from above. Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears. Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here. > look Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.