Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a drop of water falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a drop of water next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the drop of water from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the drop of water.
• There is a drop of water in front of you.
• There is a drop of water behind you.
• A drop of water falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the drop of water.
• The Grueslayer throws the drop of water at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the drop of water, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the drop of water.
• "Look at the drop of water!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a drop of water.
• The drop of water-shaped object is indeed a drop of water.
• If you can steal her drop of water, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a drop of water only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His drop of water is useless.
• That drop of water kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my drop of water! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that drop of water from above. *** Dead again (sigh) *** Would you like to blah blah blah, something something, blah blah blah (some STUFF in CAPITALS): restart restore quit