Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a ghost of the unknown falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a ghost of the unknown next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the ghost of the unknown from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the ghost of the unknown.
• There is a ghost of the unknown in front of you.
• There is a ghost of the unknown behind you.
• A ghost of the unknown falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the ghost of the unknown.
• The Grueslayer throws the ghost of the unknown at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the ghost of the unknown, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the ghost of the unknown.
• "Look at the ghost of the unknown!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a ghost of the unknown.
• The ghost of the unknown-shaped object is indeed a ghost of the unknown.
• If you can steal her ghost of the unknown, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a ghost of the unknown only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His ghost of the unknown is useless.
• That ghost of the unknown kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my ghost of the unknown! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that ghost of the unknown from above. ... But wait! Suddenly, you wake up! You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!" You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real. go north go south go east go west restore