Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a Post-it note falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a Post-it note next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the Post-it note from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the Post-it note.
• There is a Post-it note in front of you.
• There is a Post-it note behind you.
• A Post-it note falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the Post-it note.
• The Grueslayer throws the Post-it note at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the Post-it note, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the Post-it note.
• "Look at the Post-it note!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a Post-it note.
• The Post-it note-shaped object is indeed a Post-it note.
• If you can steal her Post-it note, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a Post-it note only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His Post-it note is useless.
• That Post-it note kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my Post-it note! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that Post-it note from above. *** You fail at Zork *** Would you like to not fail, restore The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle To The End save file, or end your failing session of Zork? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT): restart restore quit Or you can also (because you fail at Zork): Go to Zork 2 Go to Zork 3 Go to Grueslayer