Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a DVD falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a DVD next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the DVD from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the DVD.
• There is a DVD in front of you.
• There is a DVD behind you.
• A DVD falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the DVD.
• The Grueslayer throws the DVD at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the DVD, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the DVD.
• "Look at the DVD!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a DVD.
• The DVD-shaped object is indeed a DVD.
• If you can steal her DVD, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a DVD only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His DVD is useless.
• That DVD kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my DVD! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that DVD from above. *** Ouyay avehay iedday *** Ouldway ouyay ikelay otay artstay overway, estoreray away avedsay ositionpay, orway endway isthay essionsay ofway orkZay? (Ypetay ESTARTRAY, ESTORERAY, ORWAY ITQUAY) restart restore quit