Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a tarantula falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a tarantula next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the tarantula from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the tarantula.
• There is a tarantula in front of you.
• There is a tarantula behind you.
• A tarantula falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the tarantula.
• The Grueslayer throws the tarantula at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the tarantula, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the tarantula.
• "Look at the tarantula!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a tarantula.
• The tarantula-shaped object is indeed a tarantula.
• If you can steal her tarantula, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a tarantula only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His tarantula is useless.
• That tarantula kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my tarantula! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that tarantula from above. *** Your life functions have ceased to serve you *** Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit