Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a pair of handcuffs falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a pair of handcuffs next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the pair of handcuffs from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the pair of handcuffs.
• There is a pair of handcuffs in front of you.
• There is a pair of handcuffs behind you.
• A pair of handcuffs falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the pair of handcuffs.
• The Grueslayer throws the pair of handcuffs at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the pair of handcuffs, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the pair of handcuffs.
• "Look at the pair of handcuffs!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a pair of handcuffs.
• The pair of handcuffs-shaped object is indeed a pair of handcuffs.
• If you can steal her pair of handcuffs, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a pair of handcuffs only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His pair of handcuffs is useless.
• That pair of handcuffs kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my pair of handcuffs! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that pair of handcuffs from above. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit