Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a wine glass falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a wine glass next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the wine glass from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the wine glass.
• There is a wine glass in front of you.
• There is a wine glass behind you.
• A wine glass falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the wine glass.
• The Grueslayer throws the wine glass at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the wine glass, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the wine glass.
• "Look at the wine glass!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a wine glass.
• The wine glass-shaped object is indeed a wine glass.
• If you can steal her wine glass, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a wine glass only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His wine glass is useless.
• That wine glass kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my wine glass! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that wine glass from above. SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you. > examine man He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death. What would you like to do? give him a piece of gum ask him to bring you back to life restore