Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a xylophone falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a xylophone next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the xylophone from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the xylophone.
• There is a xylophone in front of you.
• There is a xylophone behind you.
• A xylophone falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the xylophone.
• The Grueslayer throws the xylophone at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the xylophone, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the xylophone.
• "Look at the xylophone!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a xylophone.
• The xylophone-shaped object is indeed a xylophone.
• If you can steal her xylophone, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a xylophone only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His xylophone is useless.
• That xylophone kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my xylophone! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that xylophone from above. *** You dead *** Start over, restore, or end? start over restore end