Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a sand wedge falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a sand wedge next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the sand wedge from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the sand wedge.
• There is a sand wedge in front of you.
• There is a sand wedge behind you.
• A sand wedge falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the sand wedge.
• The Grueslayer throws the sand wedge at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the sand wedge, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the sand wedge.
• "Look at the sand wedge!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a sand wedge.
• The sand wedge-shaped object is indeed a sand wedge.
• If you can steal her sand wedge, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a sand wedge only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His sand wedge is useless.
• That sand wedge kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my sand wedge! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that sand wedge from above. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit