Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a cap falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a cap next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the cap from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the cap.
• There is a cap in front of you.
• There is a cap behind you.
• A cap falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the cap.
• The Grueslayer throws the cap at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the cap, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the cap.
• "Look at the cap!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a cap.
• The cap-shaped object is indeed a cap.
• If you can steal her cap, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a cap only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His cap is useless.
• That cap kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my cap! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that cap from above. *** Zork has won! *** Would you like to try and beat Zork, type in a cheat to win, or stop trying to beat Zork? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT): restart restore quit