Template talk:Object

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The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

  • Suddenly, a bookcase falls in front of you!
  • In the distance, you can see a bookcase next to the Grue.
  • You decide to get the bookcase from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the bookcase.
  • There is a bookcase in front of you.
  • There is a bookcase behind you.
  • A bookcase falls out of nowhere and kills you.
  • The Grue eats the bookcase.
  • The Grueslayer throws the bookcase at you for 20 damage!
  • You eat the bookcase, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
  • For some stupid reason you start running around the bookcase.
  • "Look at the bookcase!" says the monkey.
  • You are eaten by a bookcase.
  • The bookcase-shaped object is indeed a bookcase.
  • If you can steal her bookcase, you can win the game.
  • Defending yourself with a bookcase only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
  • His bookcase is useless.
  • That bookcase kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my bookcase! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

 Uses of the Object template Score: 1 Moves: 1


> examine unknown place


You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object.


> eh?


A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!"


> will do, sir...


Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle)

The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something.


> examine something


You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still.

Oh fine, it's that bookcase from above.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.