Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a crabapple falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a crabapple next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the crabapple from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the crabapple.
• There is a crabapple in front of you.
• There is a crabapple behind you.
• A crabapple falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the crabapple.
• The Grueslayer throws the crabapple at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the crabapple, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the crabapple.
• "Look at the crabapple!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a crabapple.
• The crabapple-shaped object is indeed a crabapple.
• If you can steal her crabapple, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a crabapple only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His crabapple is useless.
• That crabapple kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my crabapple! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that crabapple from above. SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you. > examine man He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death. What would you like to do? give him a piece of gum ask him to bring you back to life restore