Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a gourd falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a gourd next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the gourd from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the gourd.
• There is a gourd in front of you.
• There is a gourd behind you.
• A gourd falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the gourd.
• The Grueslayer throws the gourd at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the gourd, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the gourd.
• "Look at the gourd!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a gourd.
• The gourd-shaped object is indeed a gourd.
• If you can steal her gourd, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a gourd only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His gourd is useless.
• That gourd kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my gourd! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that gourd from above. *** Your life functions have ceased to serve you *** Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit