Template talk:Object

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The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

  • Suddenly, a roof tile falls in front of you!
  • In the distance, you can see a roof tile next to the Grue.
  • You decide to get the roof tile from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the roof tile.
  • There is a roof tile in front of you.
  • There is a roof tile behind you.
  • A roof tile falls out of nowhere and kills you.
  • The Grue eats the roof tile.
  • The Grueslayer throws the roof tile at you for 20 damage!
  • You eat the roof tile, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
  • For some stupid reason you start running around the roof tile.
  • "Look at the roof tile!" says the monkey.
  • You are eaten by a roof tile.
  • The roof tile-shaped object is indeed a roof tile.
  • If you can steal her roof tile, you can win the game.
  • Defending yourself with a roof tile only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
  • His roof tile is useless.
  • That roof tile kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my roof tile! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

 Uses of the Object template Score: 1 Moves: 1


> examine unknown place


You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object.


> eh?


A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!"


> will do, sir...


Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle)

The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something.


> examine something


You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still.

Oh fine, it's that roof tile from above.


*** You got screwed ***


Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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