Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a slab of lasagna falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a slab of lasagna next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the slab of lasagna from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the slab of lasagna.
• There is a slab of lasagna in front of you.
• There is a slab of lasagna behind you.
• A slab of lasagna falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the slab of lasagna.
• The Grueslayer throws the slab of lasagna at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the slab of lasagna, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the slab of lasagna.
• "Look at the slab of lasagna!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a slab of lasagna.
• The slab of lasagna-shaped object is indeed a slab of lasagna.
• If you can steal her slab of lasagna, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a slab of lasagna only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His slab of lasagna is useless.
• That slab of lasagna kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my slab of lasagna! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that slab of lasagna from above. *** Lorem ipsum dolor *** Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetuer, adipiscing elit duis tellus, donec ante dolor iaculis nec gravida? (Ac CURSIS, IN, eros MAURIS) CURSIS IN MAURIS