Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a corpse of Michael Jackson falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a corpse of Michael Jackson next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the corpse of Michael Jackson from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the corpse of Michael Jackson.
• There is a corpse of Michael Jackson in front of you.
• There is a corpse of Michael Jackson behind you.
• A corpse of Michael Jackson falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the corpse of Michael Jackson.
• The Grueslayer throws the corpse of Michael Jackson at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the corpse of Michael Jackson, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the corpse of Michael Jackson.
• "Look at the corpse of Michael Jackson!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a corpse of Michael Jackson.
• The corpse of Michael Jackson-shaped object is indeed a corpse of Michael Jackson.
• If you can steal her corpse of Michael Jackson, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a corpse of Michael Jackson only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His corpse of Michael Jackson is useless.
• That corpse of Michael Jackson kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my corpse of Michael Jackson! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that corpse of Michael Jackson from above. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit