Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a banana-shaped fridge magnet falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a banana-shaped fridge magnet next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the banana-shaped fridge magnet from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the banana-shaped fridge magnet.
• There is a banana-shaped fridge magnet in front of you.
• There is a banana-shaped fridge magnet behind you.
• A banana-shaped fridge magnet falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the banana-shaped fridge magnet.
• The Grueslayer throws the banana-shaped fridge magnet at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the banana-shaped fridge magnet, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the banana-shaped fridge magnet.
• "Look at the banana-shaped fridge magnet!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a banana-shaped fridge magnet.
• The banana-shaped fridge magnet-shaped object is indeed a banana-shaped fridge magnet.
• If you can steal her banana-shaped fridge magnet, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a banana-shaped fridge magnet only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His banana-shaped fridge magnet is useless.
• That banana-shaped fridge magnet kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my banana-shaped fridge magnet! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that banana-shaped fridge magnet from above. *** You have lost a life *** Would you like to gain an extra life, restore a princess, or end this session of Mario World? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit