Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a glass sheet falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a glass sheet next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the glass sheet from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the glass sheet.
• There is a glass sheet in front of you.
• There is a glass sheet behind you.
• A glass sheet falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the glass sheet.
• The Grueslayer throws the glass sheet at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the glass sheet, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the glass sheet.
• "Look at the glass sheet!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a glass sheet.
• The glass sheet-shaped object is indeed a glass sheet.
• If you can steal her glass sheet, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a glass sheet only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His glass sheet is useless.
• That glass sheet kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my glass sheet! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that glass sheet from above. *** You dead *** Start over, restore, or end? start over restore end