Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a five-hundred story building falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a five-hundred story building next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the five-hundred story building from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the five-hundred story building.
• There is a five-hundred story building in front of you.
• There is a five-hundred story building behind you.
• A five-hundred story building falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the five-hundred story building.
• The Grueslayer throws the five-hundred story building at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the five-hundred story building, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the five-hundred story building.
• "Look at the five-hundred story building!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a five-hundred story building.
• The five-hundred story building-shaped object is indeed a five-hundred story building.
• If you can steal her five-hundred story building, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a five-hundred story building only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His five-hundred story building is useless.
• That five-hundred story building kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my five-hundred story building! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that five-hundred story building from above. *** You suck *** Would you like to not suck, cheat by loading someone else's save, or give up out of frustration? (type NOT SUCK, CHEAT, or GIVE UP): not suck cheat give up