Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a bee falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a bee next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the bee from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the bee.
• There is a bee in front of you.
• There is a bee behind you.
• A bee falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the bee.
• The Grueslayer throws the bee at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the bee, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the bee.
• "Look at the bee!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a bee.
• The bee-shaped object is indeed a bee.
• If you can steal her bee, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a bee only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His bee is useless.
• That bee kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my bee! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that bee from above. *** You have lost a life *** Would you like to gain an extra life, restore a princess, or end this session of Mario World? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit