Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a sheet of paper falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a sheet of paper next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the sheet of paper from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the sheet of paper.
• There is a sheet of paper in front of you.
• There is a sheet of paper behind you.
• A sheet of paper falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the sheet of paper.
• The Grueslayer throws the sheet of paper at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the sheet of paper, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the sheet of paper.
• "Look at the sheet of paper!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a sheet of paper.
• The sheet of paper-shaped object is indeed a sheet of paper.
• If you can steal her sheet of paper, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a sheet of paper only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His sheet of paper is useless.
• That sheet of paper kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my sheet of paper! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that sheet of paper from above. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit