Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a stop sign falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a stop sign next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the stop sign from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the stop sign.
• There is a stop sign in front of you.
• There is a stop sign behind you.
• A stop sign falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the stop sign.
• The Grueslayer throws the stop sign at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the stop sign, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the stop sign.
• "Look at the stop sign!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a stop sign.
• The stop sign-shaped object is indeed a stop sign.
• If you can steal her stop sign, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a stop sign only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His stop sign is useless.
• That stop sign kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my stop sign! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that stop sign from above. *** You have won *** Would you like to finish under, destroy an unsaved position, or start this session of Zork (type FINISH, DESTROY, or START): finish destroy start