Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a slice of pizza falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a slice of pizza next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the slice of pizza from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the slice of pizza.
• There is a slice of pizza in front of you.
• There is a slice of pizza behind you.
• A slice of pizza falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the slice of pizza.
• The Grueslayer throws the slice of pizza at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the slice of pizza, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the slice of pizza.
• "Look at the slice of pizza!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a slice of pizza.
• The slice of pizza-shaped object is indeed a slice of pizza.
• If you can steal her slice of pizza, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a slice of pizza only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His slice of pizza is useless.
• That slice of pizza kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my slice of pizza! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that slice of pizza from above. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit