Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a dead baby falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a dead baby next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the dead baby from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the dead baby.
• There is a dead baby in front of you.
• There is a dead baby behind you.
• A dead baby falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the dead baby.
• The Grueslayer throws the dead baby at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the dead baby, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the dead baby.
• "Look at the dead baby!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a dead baby.
• The dead baby-shaped object is indeed a dead baby.
• If you can steal her dead baby, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a dead baby only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His dead baby is useless.
• That dead baby kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my dead baby! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that dead baby from above. *** Yu hve ded *** Wuld yu lik to stat ovr, rstre a sved pstion, or end tis sesion of Zork? (Type RESTRT, RESTRE, or QUT): restrt restre qut