Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a plus sign falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a plus sign next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the plus sign from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the plus sign.
• There is a plus sign in front of you.
• There is a plus sign behind you.
• A plus sign falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the plus sign.
• The Grueslayer throws the plus sign at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the plus sign, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the plus sign.
• "Look at the plus sign!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a plus sign.
• The plus sign-shaped object is indeed a plus sign.
• If you can steal her plus sign, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a plus sign only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His plus sign is useless.
• That plus sign kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my plus sign! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that plus sign from above. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit