Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a hermit crab falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a hermit crab next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the hermit crab from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the hermit crab.
• There is a hermit crab in front of you.
• There is a hermit crab behind you.
• A hermit crab falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the hermit crab.
• The Grueslayer throws the hermit crab at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the hermit crab, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the hermit crab.
• "Look at the hermit crab!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a hermit crab.
• The hermit crab-shaped object is indeed a hermit crab.
• If you can steal her hermit crab, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a hermit crab only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His hermit crab is useless.
• That hermit crab kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my hermit crab! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that hermit crab from above. *** YOU JUST LOST THE GAME *** Would you like to try to forget it again, compare how you're doing against others, or remember The Game for a bit longer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit