Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a Walkman falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a Walkman next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the Walkman from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the Walkman.
• There is a Walkman in front of you.
• There is a Walkman behind you.
• A Walkman falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the Walkman.
• The Grueslayer throws the Walkman at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the Walkman, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the Walkman.
• "Look at the Walkman!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a Walkman.
• The Walkman-shaped object is indeed a Walkman.
• If you can steal her Walkman, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a Walkman only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His Walkman is useless.
• That Walkman kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my Walkman! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that Walkman from above. *** Dead again (sigh) *** Would you like to blah blah blah, something something, blah blah blah (some STUFF in CAPITALS): restart restore quit