Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a rifle falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a rifle next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the rifle from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the rifle.
• There is a rifle in front of you.
• There is a rifle behind you.
• A rifle falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the rifle.
• The Grueslayer throws the rifle at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the rifle, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the rifle.
• "Look at the rifle!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a rifle.
• The rifle-shaped object is indeed a rifle.
• If you can steal her rifle, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a rifle only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His rifle is useless.
• That rifle kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my rifle! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that rifle from above. *** Your life functions have ceased to serve you *** Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit