Template talk:Object

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The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

  • Suddenly, a hairclip falls in front of you!
  • In the distance, you can see a hairclip next to the Grue.
  • You decide to get the hairclip from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the hairclip.
  • There is a hairclip in front of you.
  • There is a hairclip behind you.
  • A hairclip falls out of nowhere and kills you.
  • The Grue eats the hairclip.
  • The Grueslayer throws the hairclip at you for 20 damage!
  • You eat the hairclip, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
  • For some stupid reason you start running around the hairclip.
  • "Look at the hairclip!" says the monkey.
  • You are eaten by a hairclip.
  • The hairclip-shaped object is indeed a hairclip.
  • If you can steal her hairclip, you can win the game.
  • Defending yourself with a hairclip only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
  • His hairclip is useless.
  • That hairclip kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my hairclip! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

 Uses of the Object template Score: 1 Moves: 1


> examine unknown place


You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object.


> eh?


A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!"


> will do, sir...


Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle)

The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something.


> examine something


You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still.

Oh fine, it's that hairclip from above.


*** You've been Blue Shell'd ***

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