Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a dead Kenny McCormick falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a dead Kenny McCormick next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the dead Kenny McCormick from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the dead Kenny McCormick.
• There is a dead Kenny McCormick in front of you.
• There is a dead Kenny McCormick behind you.
• A dead Kenny McCormick falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the dead Kenny McCormick.
• The Grueslayer throws the dead Kenny McCormick at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the dead Kenny McCormick, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the dead Kenny McCormick.
• "Look at the dead Kenny McCormick!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a dead Kenny McCormick.
• The dead Kenny McCormick-shaped object is indeed a dead Kenny McCormick.
• If you can steal her dead Kenny McCormick, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a dead Kenny McCormick only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His dead Kenny McCormick is useless.
• That dead Kenny McCormick kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my dead Kenny McCormick! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

Zork

left

Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that dead Kenny McCormick from above. restore restart quit