Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a toonie falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a toonie next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the toonie from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the toonie.
• There is a toonie in front of you.
• There is a toonie behind you.
• A toonie falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the toonie.
• The Grueslayer throws the toonie at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the toonie, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the toonie.
• "Look at the toonie!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a toonie.
• The toonie-shaped object is indeed a toonie.
• If you can steal her toonie, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a toonie only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His toonie is useless.
• That toonie kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my toonie! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that toonie from above. *** You got screwed *** Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit