Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a really long arm hair falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a really long arm hair next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the really long arm hair from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the really long arm hair.
• There is a really long arm hair in front of you.
• There is a really long arm hair behind you.
• A really long arm hair falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the really long arm hair.
• The Grueslayer throws the really long arm hair at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the really long arm hair, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the really long arm hair.
• "Look at the really long arm hair!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a really long arm hair.
• The really long arm hair-shaped object is indeed a really long arm hair.
• If you can steal her really long arm hair, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a really long arm hair only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His really long arm hair is useless.
• That really long arm hair kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my really long arm hair! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that really long arm hair from above. *** Yu hve ded *** Wuld yu lik to stat ovr, rstre a sved pstion, or end tis sesion of Zork? (Type RESTRT, RESTRE, or QUT): restrt restre qut