Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a picture of an emo falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a picture of an emo next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the picture of an emo from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the picture of an emo.
• There is a picture of an emo in front of you.
• There is a picture of an emo behind you.
• A picture of an emo falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the picture of an emo.
• The Grueslayer throws the picture of an emo at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the picture of an emo, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the picture of an emo.
• "Look at the picture of an emo!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a picture of an emo.
• The picture of an emo-shaped object is indeed a picture of an emo.
• If you can steal her picture of an emo, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a picture of an emo only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His picture of an emo is useless.
• That picture of an emo kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my picture of an emo! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that picture of an emo from above. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit