Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a football falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a football next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the football from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the football.
• There is a football in front of you.
• There is a football behind you.
• A football falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the football.
• The Grueslayer throws the football at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the football, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the football.
• "Look at the football!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a football.
• The football-shaped object is indeed a football.
• If you can steal her football, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a football only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His football is useless.
• That football kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my football! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that football from above. It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead. As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal. > examine me You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head. enter gates of Hell fly up restore