Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a black umbrella falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a black umbrella next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the black umbrella from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the black umbrella.
• There is a black umbrella in front of you.
• There is a black umbrella behind you.
• A black umbrella falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the black umbrella.
• The Grueslayer throws the black umbrella at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the black umbrella, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the black umbrella.
• "Look at the black umbrella!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a black umbrella.
• The black umbrella-shaped object is indeed a black umbrella.
• If you can steal her black umbrella, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a black umbrella only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His black umbrella is useless.
• That black umbrella kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my black umbrella! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that black umbrella from above. *** You got hosed *** Would you like to towel down, restore a change of clothes, or end this water fight? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit