Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a Nintendo DSi falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a Nintendo DSi next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the Nintendo DSi from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the Nintendo DSi.
• There is a Nintendo DSi in front of you.
• There is a Nintendo DSi behind you.
• A Nintendo DSi falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the Nintendo DSi.
• The Grueslayer throws the Nintendo DSi at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the Nintendo DSi, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the Nintendo DSi.
• "Look at the Nintendo DSi!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a Nintendo DSi.
• The Nintendo DSi-shaped object is indeed a Nintendo DSi.
• If you can steal her Nintendo DSi, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a Nintendo DSi only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His Nintendo DSi is useless.
• That Nintendo DSi kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my Nintendo DSi! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that Nintendo DSi from above. *** You kicked the bucket *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit