Template talk:Object

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The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

  • Suddenly, a jar of blood falls in front of you!
  • In the distance, you can see a jar of blood next to the Grue.
  • You decide to get the jar of blood from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the jar of blood.
  • There is a jar of blood in front of you.
  • There is a jar of blood behind you.
  • A jar of blood falls out of nowhere and kills you.
  • The Grue eats the jar of blood.
  • The Grueslayer throws the jar of blood at you for 20 damage!
  • You eat the jar of blood, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
  • For some stupid reason you start running around the jar of blood.
  • "Look at the jar of blood!" says the monkey.
  • You are eaten by a jar of blood.
  • The jar of blood-shaped object is indeed a jar of blood.
  • If you can steal her jar of blood, you can win the game.
  • Defending yourself with a jar of blood only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
  • His jar of blood is useless.
  • That jar of blood kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my jar of blood! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

 Uses of the Object template Score: 1 Moves: 1


> examine unknown place


You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object.


> eh?


A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!"


> will do, sir...


Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle)

The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something.


> examine something


You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still.

Oh fine, it's that jar of blood from above.


*** You've been pwn'd ***


Ha ha, n00b. Wanna press A-B-Start-Select, load a savestate, or quit? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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