Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a blue ball falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a blue ball next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the blue ball from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the blue ball.
• There is a blue ball in front of you.
• There is a blue ball behind you.
• A blue ball falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the blue ball.
• The Grueslayer throws the blue ball at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the blue ball, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the blue ball.
• "Look at the blue ball!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a blue ball.
• The blue ball-shaped object is indeed a blue ball.
• If you can steal her blue ball, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a blue ball only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His blue ball is useless.
• That blue ball kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my blue ball! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that blue ball from above. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit