Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a level 100 Pokémon falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a level 100 Pokémon next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the level 100 Pokémon from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the level 100 Pokémon.
• There is a level 100 Pokémon in front of you.
• There is a level 100 Pokémon behind you.
• A level 100 Pokémon falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the level 100 Pokémon.
• The Grueslayer throws the level 100 Pokémon at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the level 100 Pokémon, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the level 100 Pokémon.
• "Look at the level 100 Pokémon!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a level 100 Pokémon.
• The level 100 Pokémon-shaped object is indeed a level 100 Pokémon.
• If you can steal her level 100 Pokémon, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a level 100 Pokémon only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His level 100 Pokémon is useless.
• That level 100 Pokémon kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my level 100 Pokémon! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that level 100 Pokémon from above. *** All your Zork are belong to us *** Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS) restart restore quit