Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a screwdriver falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a screwdriver next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the screwdriver from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the screwdriver.
• There is a screwdriver in front of you.
• There is a screwdriver behind you.
• A screwdriver falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the screwdriver.
• The Grueslayer throws the screwdriver at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the screwdriver, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the screwdriver.
• "Look at the screwdriver!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a screwdriver.
• The screwdriver-shaped object is indeed a screwdriver.
• If you can steal her screwdriver, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a screwdriver only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His screwdriver is useless.
• That screwdriver kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my screwdriver! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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Uses of the Object template	Score: 1	Moves: 1
> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that screwdriver from above. *** Dead again (sigh) *** Would you like to blah blah blah, something something, blah blah blah (some STUFF in CAPITALS): restart restore quit