Template talk:Object

The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

• Suddenly, a teddy bear falls in front of you!
• In the distance, you can see a teddy bear next to the Grue.
• You decide to get the teddy bear from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the teddy bear.
• There is a teddy bear in front of you.
• There is a teddy bear behind you.
• A teddy bear falls out of nowhere and kills you.
• The Grue eats the teddy bear.
• The Grueslayer throws the teddy bear at you for 20 damage!
• You eat the teddy bear, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
• For some stupid reason you start running around the teddy bear.
• "Look at the teddy bear!" says the monkey.
• You are eaten by a teddy bear.
• The teddy bear-shaped object is indeed a teddy bear.
• If you can steal her teddy bear, you can win the game.
• Defending yourself with a teddy bear only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
• His teddy bear is useless.
• That teddy bear kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my teddy bear! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

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> examine unknown place You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object. > eh? A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!" > will do, sir... Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle) The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something. > examine something You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still. Oh fine, it's that teddy bear from above. *** Ouyay avehay iedday *** Ouldway ouyay ikelay otay artstay overway, estoreray away avedsay ositionpay, orway endway isthay essionsay ofway orkZay? (Ypetay ESTARTRAY, ESTORERAY, ORWAY ITQUAY) restart restore quit