Template talk:Object

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The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

  • Suddenly, a pile of shit falls in front of you!
  • In the distance, you can see a pile of shit next to the Grue.
  • You decide to get the pile of shit from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the pile of shit.
  • There is a pile of shit in front of you.
  • There is a pile of shit behind you.
  • A pile of shit falls out of nowhere and kills you.
  • The Grue eats the pile of shit.
  • The Grueslayer throws the pile of shit at you for 20 damage!
  • You eat the pile of shit, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
  • For some stupid reason you start running around the pile of shit.
  • "Look at the pile of shit!" says the monkey.
  • You are eaten by a pile of shit.
  • The pile of shit-shaped object is indeed a pile of shit.
  • If you can steal her pile of shit, you can win the game.
  • Defending yourself with a pile of shit only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
  • His pile of shit is useless.
  • That pile of shit kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my pile of shit! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

 Uses of the Object template Score: 1 Moves: 1


> examine unknown place


You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object.


> eh?


A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!"


> will do, sir...


Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle)

The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something.


> examine something


You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still.

Oh fine, it's that pile of shit from above.


*** You've bit the big banana ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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