Template talk:Object

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The following sentences are more uses for the {{Object}} template.

  • Suddenly, a bomb falls in front of you!
  • In the distance, you can see a bomb next to the Grue.
  • You decide to get the bomb from the Grue. Unfortunately, the Grue eats you. And the bomb.
  • There is a bomb in front of you.
  • There is a bomb behind you.
  • A bomb falls out of nowhere and kills you.
  • The Grue eats the bomb.
  • The Grueslayer throws the bomb at you for 20 damage!
  • You eat the bomb, but suddenly you get sick and die. Fail.
  • For some stupid reason you start running around the bomb.
  • "Look at the bomb!" says the monkey.
  • You are eaten by a bomb.
  • The bomb-shaped object is indeed a bomb.
  • If you can steal her bomb, you can win the game.
  • Defending yourself with a bomb only makes your chance of being eaten by a Grue reduced 0.01% less. The Grue eats you anyway.
  • His bomb is useless.
  • That bomb kills Grues???

Practically, the {{Object}} template can be used after the words 'The', 'A', 'That', 'His', 'Her', 'My', and many more as long as the word used will make sense with the template. For example: Look at my bomb! You will have to be careful on how you use some on these words, otherwise the template won't make sense.

 Uses of the Object template Score: 1 Moves: 1


> examine unknown place


You are indeed in an unknown place. I see nothing special other than a header that says Template talk:Object.


> eh?


A Grue jumps out of nowhere and gets pissed. "YOU!" it says. "GET TO WORK BY ADDING MORE NOUNS TO THE OBJECT TEMPLATE!"


> will do, sir...


Like a dumbass, you add the word 'eagle' to the list. The Object template is for words beginning with CONSONANTS! If it begin's with a vowel, add something to it (e.g. purple eagle, resting eagle, bald eagle)

The Grue fires you from Uncyclopedia. And eats you. Then he hires Stephen Hawking. And then vomits you back up and beats you death with something.


> examine something


You can't. Your mashed up eyes are inside the Grue still.

Oh fine, it's that bomb from above.



SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.


> examine man

He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?