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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Yesterday a 57% chance of rain The other day a 27% chance of happiness Today no chance of idiocy Suggested Recreation While there is a 57% chance of rain Today, we suggest golfing.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: A pack of domesticated tornadoes escaped Oklahoma, and may be roaming loose near Canada. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats If its raining cats and dogs today, its likely that you have a bipolar mental disorder!