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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Saturday a -32% chance of a beer bash Tonight an 87% chance of icicles Play day no chance of drought Suggested Recreation While there is an 11% chance of showers Some day, we suggest reviewing your personal hygene.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: A pack of domesticated tornadoes escaped Oklahoma, and may be roaming loose near Canada. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats The odds of this forecast actually occurring is equal to the odds of an astronaut suriviving a mission to Mars while being duct taped to a rhino.