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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Oh happy day an 87% chance of hail Saturday an 11% chance of idiocy Trash day a 1% chance of a beer bash Suggested Recreation While there is a 57% chance of dullness Sunday, we suggest nude camping.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats Only two complained that this forecast sucked, the other 42,089,357 were getting high.