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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Tomorrow a 1% chance of storms Friday a 57% chance of snow Monday a 50-50 chance of hurricanes Suggested Recreation While there is a 27% chance of earthquakes Wednesday, we suggest outdoor roller derby.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats The number of accurate forecasts to date equals the number of homeruns Barry Bonds has without the aid of steroids.