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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Oh happy day a 1000% chance of tornados Never a 1% chance of sunshine Wednesday a 27% chance of showers Suggested Recreation While there is a 50-50 chance of earthquakes Tonight, we suggest pouring rootbeer on your cat.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: Yo mama is so fat, she caused the last ice age. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats Today's forecast was absolutely correct for Phuket, can you wonder why.