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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
The other day no chance of sunshine Friday a -32% chance of storms Monday a 57% chance of tornados Suggested Recreation While there is a -32% chance of dullness Tomorrow, we suggest a complete make-over.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: An acid-tripping meteorologist prepared today's Local UnWeather forecast. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats There is a 50/50 chance this forecast is wrong because nobody brought the "good stuff" to the office today.