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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Monday a 0% chance of dust Sunday a 50-50 chance of hail Play day a 50-50 chance of flooding Suggested Recreation While there is a 1% chance of hail Monday, we suggest a complete make-over.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: A clog occurred at Niagara Falls late yesterday, causing the world's largest case of irritable bowel syndrome. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats Only two complained that this forecast sucked, the other 42,089,357 were getting high.