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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Tonight a 0% chance of showers Wednesday a -32% chance of snow Saturday a 99.99% chance of rain Suggested Recreation While there is a 57% chance of snow Monday, we suggest reviewing your personal hygene.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: Yo mama is so fat, she caused the last ice age. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats The number of accurate forecasts to date equals the number of homeruns Barry Bonds has without the aid of steroids.