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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Thursday no chance of blizzards Tuesday no chance of drought Payday a 50-50 chance of icicles Suggested Recreation While there is a 50-50 chance of tornados Tonight, we suggest a little yard work.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: Montreal: Someone left Niagara Falls running all night and accidently drained the Great Lakes. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats This weather forecast is correct once in a blue moon, and twice after two shots of tequilla.