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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Today an 11% chance of haze Thursday an 87% chance of a beer bash Tonight a 99.99% chance of drought Suggested Recreation While there is no chance of hurricanes Tuesday, we suggest you have a barbeque.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: Yo mama is so fat, she caused the last ice age. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats Only two complained that this forecast sucked, the other 42,089,357 were getting high.