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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Play day a 27% chance of sunshine Tonight an 87% chance of tornados Wednesday a 57% chance of dullness Suggested Recreation While there is a 99.99% chance of hail Friday, we suggest flying a kite.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: Yo mama is so fat, she caused the last ice age. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats Today's forecast was absolutely correct for Phuket, can you wonder why.