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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Saturday a 0% chance of hail Saturday a 1% chance of nuclear war Tonight a 0% chance of hail Suggested Recreation While there is a 57% chance of sunshine Some day, we suggest jumping off a cliff.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: A clog occurred at Niagara Falls late yesterday, causing the world's largest case of irritable bowel syndrome. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats The odds of this forecast actually occurring is equal to the odds of an astronaut suriviving a mission to Mars while being duct taped to a rhino.