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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Friday a 99.99% chance of sunshine Wednesday no chance of hot chicks Sunday a 1000% chance of flooding Suggested Recreation While there is a 50-50 chance of tornados Thursday, we suggest reviewing your personal hygene.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: A pack of wild turkeys were spotted surfing tsunamis in the Indian Ocean. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats Last year more snow fell in Africa than on the moon!