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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Thursday a 50-50 chance of hot chicks Tuesday an 11% chance of rain Thursday a 27% chance of idiocy Suggested Recreation While there is a 1% chance of sunshine Sunday, we suggest running about in the buff.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: The English are shocked, SHOCKED, to find it's hot in July. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats Statistically, this forecast makes more sense than some countries' foreign policy.