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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Sunday a 1000% chance of tornados Sunday an 87% chance of hot chicks Thursday a 57% chance of hail Suggested Recreation While there is a 1000% chance of hot chicks Oh happy day, we suggest golfing.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted attempting to sneak up on China. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats This weather forecast has accurately depicted the weather on Jupiter twice.