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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Friday a 27% chance of showers Thursday an 87% chance of a beer bash Friday a -32% chance of flooding Suggested Recreation While there is a 1% chance of happiness Friday, we suggest outdoor sports.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were reported to be cited with public intoxication and slamming into continents without a license. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats The odds of this forecast being correct is 1 in 1,000,000,000...ask Carl Sagans.