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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Oh happy day a 99.99% chance of hot chicks Thursday an 11% chance of happiness Monday a 5% chance of earthquakes Suggested Recreation While there is a 50-50 chance of drought Friday, we suggest golfing.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: Hell was reported to have frozen over last night by mistake, Iran lends Satan few billion gallons oil for heat. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats There is a 50/50 chance this forecast is wrong because nobody brought the "good stuff" to the office today.