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UnWeather Station provided by UnNews UnWeather operates automatically by going out and auto-reading the weather news itself, and its contents are free and open to abuse and buttrape (only by appointment, please).
Trash day a -32% chance of happiness Trash day a 99.99% chance of hot chicks Saturday a 1% chance of eruptions Suggested Recreation While there is a 99.99% chance of a beer bash Wednesday, we suggest jumping off a cliff.	Global Warming Indicator Global Warming Indicator International Posts Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted trying to pose as women's undergarments. UnWeather Station Forecast Stats The last time this forecast was 100% correct, somebody really unimportant died.