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Template:UnNews masthead/doc
Usage
This is the UnNews masthead. It is called from UnNews:Main Page and from any Second Front Page. (The caller doesn't get the horizontal line just above, or this text.) If called with an argument, that text replaces "UnNews Front Page" — for example:
{{UnNews masthead|UnNews Special — 2015 British general election}}
The masthead defines classes whose Style is specified in MediaWiki:Common.css.
masthead
(formerlymp_header
): The whole thingmasthead_left
(formerlymp_header_left
): The left column: "UnNews Front Page" (or replacement), plus catchlinemasthead_right
: The right column, with all the links.
You can customize the masthead by providing your own CSS for these classes, such as in userContent.css in Firefox.