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This Week's Stock Tip: Name: Evil Clown Corp. (EVMC) Price: $35.53 (delayed) Recommendation: Strong Buy Synopsis: Having recently received a major setback to its previously popular 'murderdolls' line, EVMC has been forced to restructure and is now starting up a line of evil AI clowns that are expected to be in huge demand for summer fun. Risk Level: Medium/High