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This is where the original Uncyclopedia wound up. You might as well pick a user name. We have no "partners" that want to sell you stuff. Giving your email simply lets you recover your password; we don't send spam. Uncyclopedians get a talk page, private edit area, and a welcome, maybe, if you actually edit; and we won't de-platform you for your views, if they're funny.
Template:USERNAME/doc
Usage
Adds the username of the registered user viewing the page into the page, so that with the sentences:
- You sucks. Userpage's userpage sucks too.
The user reading will always see an insult directed toward them and their userpage, no matter who they are.
Use this template sparingly. Misuse of it (including, but not limited to, adding "{{USERNAME}} is gay" to pages) may result in a ban.
A slightly less disconcerting variant is {{USERLINK}}, which produces the user's name with a link to Special:Mypage, as follows: <insert name here>. That way, people will know that it was done by magic, not by anyone who knows them personally.
See forum articles:
How to disable this template
Go to your uncyclopedia.js file, and add the following line at the top, and then refresh your browser -
var disableUsernameReplace = true;