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Used with {{mid}} and {{bottom}} to produce columns.
usage
Example:
{{top}}
* item
* item
{{mid}}
* item
* item
{{bottom}}
To change the background color (default is light yellow):
{{top|color=#F8F8FF}}(or{{top|color=azure}}— see Uncyclopedia:Palette for all names)
Note: be sure to define the background color for each {{mid}} as well.
{{top|color=#F8F8FF}}
* item
* item
{{mid|color=#F8F8FF}}
* item
* item
{{bottom}}
For more (or less) than two columns (1 to 9 columns may be defined):
{{top|color=#F8F8FF|columns=3}}
* item
* item
{{mid|color=#F8F8FF|columns=3}}
* item
* item
{{mid|color=#F8F8FF|columns=3}}
* item
* item
{{bottom}}