This page has been approved by the KGB and President Vladimir Putin, for the greater benefit of the proletariat and for the achievement of international Communism. Endlessly striving in our belief that Communism shall be achieved and that the superiority of socialism be proved, we invite you to read the following truthful and uncensored account of Russian Article's life and achievements. Please note that if you do not agree, we would be forced you in to gulag..(Pstt. He's probably also a communist, but quickly - say Ooorah!)