Template:Retired User
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Retired User is no longer an active user
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| This user officially announced their retirement on {{{date}}}. | |
| Retired User spent {{{years}}} years on Uncyclopedia, and is amazed at how much time they wasted! | |
| Retired User will now go back into the outside world and do normal people things. | |
| However, there is a possibility that Retired User will be a Brett Favre and attempt a comeback. | |
| But if you miss them, you could always leave a message. |