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Template:Nosubst
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Template documentationEditors can experiment in this template's sandbox (create) and test cases (create) pages.
Subpages of this template.
Usage
Purpose: to be used in sigs to circumvent Subst.
Usage: in Special:Preferences in the Nickname field (as raw), for example:
{{Nosubst|User:Yourname/sig}}
Which becomes:
{{subst:Nosubst|User:Yourname/sig}}
{{nosubst2}} may be used if you want your nosubst'ed template to have a parameter. You get the idea if you need more than one parameter.