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Attention!

Having recently joined the Grue Army, you are now allowed access to all Grue Army places and files with your level Phi clearance.

Accessible areas:

Your current fighter craft is the TIE Heavy Fighter. Should you wish to have a new one, place a message on the Commanding Officer's talk page, and he'll try to get you what you want. Look over the current war updates to browse our list of fighters.

Grue Army Main Base. Assign yourself to a squadron or two, then begin to carry out the primary orders of your squadron. The list of currently active vandals is at the bottom of the page. Study it, as you may come up against these foes during your tenure here.

Grue Army Peacekeeping Base. Should you assign yourself to Blue Squadron, you must add your name onto the list of Blue Squad members, plus send your training sheet to my talk page.

Grue Army Outpost Beta. Another secondary base specifically assigned to Twin Suns Squadron. If you join their ranks, add the template onto your userpage, add yourself to the list, and be sure to read the job information.

My talk page. If you have any information you wish to find out about the Grue Army, ask me on my talk page, and I will lie make something up give you the answer.

Grue Army Surplus And Treasury. Create an account here, and you'll be able to purchase whatever surplus we currently have. You will gain credits for following your squadrons' primary orders.

Current War Updates. Review this page to determine what your enemies are using, as well as updates of the Un-Wiki War. If you've found new war material for the Uncyclopedian Alliance, add it to the list. If you've found out about a new Wikipedian class of ship/vehicle/troop, add it as well. If you have heard about or seen a new battle, add it.

The Code of War. It explains some basic information about the Grue Army just like this template right here. It may be a bit out of date, but that will be fixed soon.

You are also allowed to add the following templates to your userpage:

This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.

bu-N	This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

You may gain awards for particularly impressive acts of valor. These will include promotions, free material, and credit bonuses. Now MOVE OUT, SOLDIER!!!