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Usage
An insertable BLURB BOX for UnNews Stories (or any type of article where you want an inserted quote box). Specify the location, quote, and speaker, and your article text will wrap around it nicely.
SYNTAX:
{{blurb|(left or right)|(blurb text)|(person speaking)}}
Example
We've been under a lot of pressure to increase the availability of rent boys for MPs.
~ Matt Lucas
{{blurb|right|We've been under a lot of pressure to increase the availability of rent boys for MPs.|Matt Lucas}}