Welcome to the Mother Ship of amateur comedy writing! (Amateur means we don't pay you to do it.)
This is where the original Uncyclopedia wound up. You might as well pick a user name. We have no "partners" that want to sell you stuff. Giving your email simply lets you recover your password; we don't send spam. Uncyclopedians get a talk page, private edit area, and a welcome, maybe, if you actually edit; and we won't de-platform you for your views, if they're funny.
Template:AdopterProud
{{AdopterProud}} results in:
 | This user is proud to have been the Adopter of [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]]. |
This template is for when an adopted user has been "graduated" by an experienced editor. It will automatically keep them in Category:Uncyclopedians involved with Adopt-A-Noob and Category:Uncyclopedians who have adopted in Adopt-A-Noob. Be sure to remove the "Adopter" user box for that adoptee.
This template is used for the user adoption process.